Anecdotes and jokes from Ukraine – Takes you on a fun ride!

Jokes about Ukrainians or jokes told by Ukrainians touches the Ukrainian soul.

Some of these jokes or anecdotes are shown below.

The soul of the man is in his stomach

A Ukrainian man was shipwrecked. He lived on a desert island for two years.

Once he saw a boat with a beautiful woman not far from the shore.

She said: « Come here, and I will give you that what you wanted these two years.

«Vareniki! Vareniki!»- the man cried and jumped into the water.

P.S Vareniki and pork fat are favorite Ukrainian food.

Hungry?

Jewish mother goes out to the balcony and cries to her son who is playing in the yard: – David!

Come home!

The son raises his head and cries: – Am I cold? -

No. You want to eat!

 

Would you like to talk about it?

Two psychoanalysts are cycling. One of them has a bad fall. Bruises, scratches, broken arm… Another runs up to him and asks in a very sympathetic voice:

- How much does it hurt? Would you like to talk about it?

 

Rabinovich

Rabinovich fills out a job application form. The official is skeptical: “You stated that you don’t have any relatives abroad, but you do have a brother in Israel.” / “Yes, but he isn’t abroad, I am abroad!”

 

Vovochka

The teacher asks the class to produce a word that starts with the letter “A”; Vovochka happily raises his hand and says “Asshole!” The teacher, shocked, responds “For shame! There’s no such word!” “That’s strange,” says Vovochka, “the asshole exists, but the word doesn’t!”

 

If you want to see 100’s of these anecdotes, you should read this book.

 

 

by Stig-Arne Kristoffersen

Stig-Arne Kristoffersen has a background as civil engineer and geoscientist. He has worked mainly within the oil and gas industry from the mid 1980s. He has written a few fictional novels as well as being the author of some professional litterature within oil and gas sector, he act as a writer to various web sites.