Does Anyone have any cute ideas for a redneck wedding? We would love to hear them?
June 5, 2010 by
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My best friend is getting married and this is #2 for both of them and have done the traditional thing before. Love to hear any great idea!!
Thanks!
Fire a shot gun after he pronounces you man and wife.
wear camo
have a beer fountain instead of champagne
hope some of those help! haha
Invite plenty blacks, jews, and arab terrorists. Have plenty beer and guns, a great combo for rednecks. Plenty of bibles to pass around despite low literacy rates of your guests. Play Rush Limbaugh on radio. If possible, bring a video of Dick Cheney shooting his buddy in the face. Also don’t forget George W. Bush inauguration tape.
For the life of me I can’t imagine anybody wanting a wedding like that. Does your best friend know that you’re inquiring about this & wanting to poke fun of her social status or lack thereof? I just don’t get it. Get a deer head on the cake, wear camouflage, and host the reception in a trailer with some wtf are those things called? Pigs in a blanket. All that says to me is “we’re mediocre and we have no intention of bringing ourselves past that level so let’s just celebrate that & pop a 40″. Ugh. Give the poor girl a nice day so she doesn’t have embarrassing pictures.
Watch My Big Redneck Wedding on CMT for ideas:
Examples: Camo gear, riding away on a four wheeler, having beer and chicken as food, having all the bridesmaids carry rifles instead of bouquets, etc.
Ya know what people normally describe as a “redneck” wedding is actually white trash.
Moonshine fountain
Beer and Candy Cigarette (for the kiddies) favors
Sparkler exit instead of throwing bird seed or ringing bells or shotguns for those who have it
Seriously though… how about just a simple country wedding: In September or August. Find a field with a barn. Put Christmas lights up for a romantic setting. Set that up for the reception. Get married in the field. Use yellow, burnt orange, or evergreen. A lovely wedding can take place w/o ending up white trash.
I saw on one of the Wild Weddings episodes the wife rode a tractor to the aisle and then walked down holding a shot gun instead of a bouquet. I thought that was funny! Hmmm… they could have fun games like pin the tail on the deer, or dart target practice or something?
Hope I helped!
I recently played my fiddle for a genuine redneck wedding.
The minister drove up on a Harley decked out in his leathers and doo-rag – complete with a Bikers for Christ tattoo (among other tattoos) – and sported an earring. He was priceless!
The wedding guests sat on hay bales instead of chairs.
The reception food was potluck and all the food was great. After all, bragging rights were on the line.
I played my fiddle for the service – The bride wanted the traditional here comes the bride etc. music that I just happen to know. But everyone else wanted Orange Blossom Special – so I played that too.
There was a fishing pond at the site – and yes, people went fishing before, during and after the ceremony – and later on they skinny-dipped.
A great deal of beer was drunk.
The trick to a genuine redneck wedding is not to go too overboard with the Jeff Foxworthy-esque cliches.