It was a Sunday morning and four good buddies were at the first tee with his TaylorMade R9 SuperTri Driver . Number one said, “This golf game is costing me dinner for my wife tonight.”

Number two said, “That’s nothing, I had to agree to my wife’s parents spending the weekend with us.”

“Ha!” said number three, “I had to give my old lady the credit card to go shopping.”

Number four said “Boy are you guys ever screwed up. I woke up this morning and the wife asked what I was planning. I replied ‘Golf course or intercourse?’ She said, ‘Take a sweater’ and went back to sleep.”

The deaf mute golfer

A deaf mute steps up to tee off on the first hole of a golf (Titleist 909 D3 Driver ) course, when a large burly guy yells “Hey You!, Nobody tees off ahead of Big Ralph”. Being deaf the poor guy continues to prepare for his shot, so Ralph runs up thinking the deaf mute is being obstinate, and knocks the poor guy to the ground, kicks his ball away, and prepares for his own shot. After Ralph has hit the ball and proceeded down the fairway after it, the mute gets up brushes himself off, waits a moment, and again prepares his shot.

The deaf mute then hits a beautiful shot straight up the middle of the fairway, striking big Ralph in the back of the head, and knocking him unconscious. The mute then walks down the fairway rolls big Ralph and holds up four fingers in front of Ralph’s face.

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