how do i make a house looks crappy redneck style from the outside but hightech and sophisticated from inside?
May 4, 2010 by
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i want to build a house that looks crappy redneck style from the outside but high tech and sophisticated from the inside.
get a toilet and paint it red and put it on your front porch with plants in the bowl.
You can also put an old car in your front yard with the hood up with front end on jack stands and put an old rotten car cover draped over the back of the car with leaves all over it. Oh don’t forget to put some beer bottles under the car and maybe some glued to the roof of the car. And the car should be an sun faded orange with a broken windshield. You can put a number on the door with duct tape. (use the tape to make the number)
You put a 12′ camouflaged aluminum boat upside down on your lawn in front or back of the car. Make sure you drape an old rotted red torn life jacket over the bottom of the boat. maybe have some grass growing out of the life jacket.
Put a motor on a motor stand in your car port partially covered with a blue sun rotted tarp. Put an upside down beer bottle in the top of the carburetor.
Put down carpet (the 1970’s high orange shag carpet) in the your drive way with oil spots all over it.
Use an old exhaust pipe and muffler out in the front yard and mount your beer bottle labeled mail box to it with the news paper box hanging with the open end up.
I hope that has given you a start.