How good are you at telling a joke?
April 22, 2010 by
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If someone offers you 5000 pesos to tell a joke and make them laugh, what would be the best joke you would unleash?
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That’s nasty! Ew and disgusting! Hinde ako si WHEELLIE!
ng WAWAWAA!
vandal your back!
here’s my joke (hehehe)
a man died and goes straight to hell.the devil made him chose which chamber he wants to have his punishment.the first chamber contains a man being whipped by an ugly dementor and the second one has an old man tied in chains and was given a b*** j** by a beautiful woman.
the man of course chose the second chamber.
the devil said to the girl, “get off your feet, your punishment is done.”
i would rather be applauded than be paid!
but give me the check first!
That won’t work out for me. Everytime i tell a joke i always end up laughing at the joke and the listener wondering why i am laughing and maybe thinking, what’s the joke? ( ” _, )
A guy walks into a bar and says “I’m so thirsty, I could lick the sweat off a cow’s balls.”
Guy in the corner quickly stands up and goes “MOOOOOOO!”
MISS WORLD Question & Answer
Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman……………………..
(Applause! Applause!)
Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro (Bull)
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening….
(Applause! Applause!)
Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Read it for FUNProton car.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft……………………….
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! )
Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms India: Because it works day and night……
(Applause! Applause! Applause! )
Question: Ms Saudi Arabia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Saudi: Well, I can say that male organs in Saudi are like thieves.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Saudi: Because they like to enter through the back door…..
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth……
(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
a donation from one nation.
japan – i will donate electronic digicam becaues we have lots of electronic digicam here.
us – i will donate computers because we have lots of computers here.
germany – i will donate chocolate because we have lots of chocolate here.
cebu, philippines – i will donate koreans because we have lots of koreans living here.
I make my living telling jokes, but bukaka keeps on removing the ones I post here, I guess she does not like the competition.
Q) Why were the little strawberries upset?
A) Because their parents were in a jam!
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