Humor Jokes

1.A group of animal go to the sea for a travel, the ship suddenly some breakdown and  overload ,must be to reduce the weight and  throw something, then the ship no need sunk. Then an animal proposal: all animals are to tell a joke, if there is an animal  think it no funny that who tell the joke should be  dropped on the ship. Sheep first tell the joke, when he finish except  pigs did not laugh everyone laughed, and the sheep were thrown outside. Then turn the cattle to tell the joke,when the cattle  finished nobody laughed except pig. The orther animal  puzzled and ask the pig: Why do you laugh? It replied: I finally figured out why the sheep’s humor joke funny.

2.Tiger chasing  the snake,the snake  went into the river , and the tiger lying in the river waiting patiently. Half a day  pass,then  climb up  a turtle, the   tiger press said: “Where to run, put on vest and I recognize you!”

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A man go dairy to visit this morning. He see here are all fully automated, computer-control milking machine. Plug in cattle breast milk can be automated. . So he feel very amazing. . Eventually he would like to try. . Put a plug into the milking device on his dick. . Milking machine start working. . Two minutes. . he finish. . But dick can not pull out. .

Computer prompt: milking enough to be two kilograms!