As far as chicken jokes are concerned, you would probably think that there aren’t many great rib-ticklers out there. Well you might want to reconsider.

We have conducted a worldwide campaign to find the best. Our researchers collected jokes and humour ratings from 12 countries around the world, ranking the jokes in order of side splitting humour.

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After 15 months of exhaustive research and reviews, we’ve finally compiled the best. Here are the top 10. Brace yourself.

1 Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side
2 Why did the rooster cross the road? To cockadoodle dooo something
3 Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ? He heard the referee calling fowls
4 Why did the turkey cross the road ? To prove he wasn’t chicken
5 Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again ? Because he was a dirty double-crosser
6 Why didn’t the chicken skeleton cross the road ? Because he didn’t have enough guts
7 Why did the chicken cross the playground ? To get to the other slide
8 Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet
9 Why did the turtle cross the road ? To get to the shell station
10 Why did the horse cross the road ? Because the chicken needed a day off
Three-legged chicken

I’d like to thank all of those who took part in the survey.