Why is it so important to tell jokes or crack a gag for laughs at Christmas? Is this not already a time where folk jolly themselves and laughter naturally fills the air? Yes indeed it is, and does, but what harm can it possibly do to add more fun to your festive agenda you have planned for family and friends. Although Christmas is a known time for telling jokes, it is also a time when you could offend with your humour. Before cracking a joke remember that some people may not see eye to eye on your sense of humour. Christmas can also be a sad time for some who are good at keeping their hurt closely on the inside and may not feel like laughing. How are you expected to know this? Well you won`t, so more the reason to choose your joke material carefully. Nonetheless we will have the happy people just waiting to split their sides with laughter. Keep jokes clean and funny and especially more so if kiddies are around.

If you have booked a venue hall for your Christmas event then no doubt you will have access to a stage. If you wish to entertain your guests with a show then plan ahead to get it right. Whatever joke is told, if it includes actions the joke will come across funnier regardless of the punch line. Rehearse your act over and over till you are satisfied you have nailed it. Use a mirror for this. It is also a good idea to watch a video of a stand up comedienne to get an insight on how to make people laugh. There is a knack to telling jokes and you will need this if you wish to be a success. Have all your props easily to hand for your stage stunts.

Tradition has Christmas mostly celebrated in the home. To get extra laughs with your joke telling then direct specific gags to particular individuals. People always see the funny side of things when at another`s expense, of course this then changes when they themselves find there on the receiving end. Although this is a sure way to get your laughs, however it can cause heartache “be warned.” Okay let the fun begin now that the bellies of all are full and dishes washed and put away.

Clean Humorous Christmas Party Gags

Joke 1 What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells

Joke 2 Why is Christmas trees like bad knitters? Both drop their needles

Joke 3 What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas? Thanks, I’ll never part with it

Joke 4 What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? A pineapple

Joke 5 What did the big candle say to the little candle? I’m going out tonight

Joke 6 How long does it take to burn a candle down? A wick

Joke 7 What do sheep say to each other at Christmas? Merry Christmas to ewe

Joke 8 What do sheep say to shepherds at Christmas? Season`s Bleating to you

Joke 9 What do angry mice send to each other in December? Cross mouse cards

Joke 10 What’s the best thing to put into Christmas dinner? Your teeth that`s what

Christmas party games for the kids and grownups.

Always plan ahead to avoid last minute hiccups. It’s surprising how may fun games are never played because the host forgot something of importance that a game can not be played without, for example play bingo without tickets. Ludo without the dice or the game crackerjack without the cracker, or heaven forbid the jack.

Game 1 – Grab the Gift

Ask your guests to bring a small gift with them to your party. Set a budget for this – anything from £5 – £10 – less if money is tight. Collect all the gifts and let each person choose a number out of a bowl. The person that picks the lowest number goes first and chooses a gift. This is a good way to ensuring that everyone gets a gift on the big day

Game 2 – Picture Charades a largely popular game played this festive season

You will need blank paper and pencils for this game. Give each guest a card with a name of a Christmas carol written on it. That person has to then draw out the Christmas carol and let the rest of the group guess what it is. Have them sing their guess (carol.) The person to get it right goes next, drawing their mystery carol, and so on.

Game 3 – Pin the Nose on the Reindeer is a Christmas game to surely excite whatever age of the players.

Draw a picture of a reindeer on card. Leave an outline of the nose but don’t color it in. Separately draw some red noses – one for each child/adult playing – and attach some sticky tape on the back. Blindfold the player and spin them around 5 times. Be on hand to catch them if they get dizzy. Guide them over to where you have placed the picture of the reindeer and get the player to place the nose on it. The one who gets the nose closest to the actual reindeer nose wins the game! This game is similar to pin the tail on the donkey. If you have several cards with pictures of a reindeer, don`t color the nose in, let your players do that when blindfolded. You may bet that the reindeer ends up with more than his nose red.

Its fact that time flies by when you`re enjoying yourself. It is also fact how hunger can interrupt fun activities even though dinner was filling. To avoid this happening place a table in gaming area with cold foods on. If the table be placed somewhere else you may lose players. Most ideal for filling the gap is turkey sandwiches, sausage rolls, assorted cold meats, chicken drumsticks, cheese straws, pork pies, crisps, nuts and pickles.

End the evening off and play back to your family and friends all daytime events that you “secretly” videoed without them knowing. It only takes a minute to “set up” a camera to “set up” everyone. Now this is entertainment of the funniest sort.

Here are songs that conjure up Christmas images and feelings as only country music can, sung by artists that touch the heart in their special way.and you can make free Christmas iPhone Ringtone from these top 10 County Chrismas songs with a iPhone Ringtone Maker

This isn’t a list of tired classic Christmas songs that have been recut by country artists. Its a fresh list of songs that will bring you to tears, say, “oh yeah, I’ve been there” or just inspire you to string Christmas lights on
your house. It doesn’t list the silly songs that get so much airplay such as “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer” by Elmo and Patsy or “Leroy the Redneck Reindeer” by Joe Diffee.

Top 10 County Christmas Song # 1 – “Mary Did You Know”

Artists: Kathy Mattea, and as a duet by Kenny Rogers with Wynonna Judd, Reba McIntyre
Written by Mark Lowry and Buddy Greene
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This powerful, spiritual song was written in 1984 and has been covered by artists in many genres. There are many thought provoking, goose bump lines, such as “This child that you delivered will soon deliver you”.

Top 10 Country Christmas Song # 2 – Christmas Cookies

This infectious song is all about a guy who is telling his sweetie how much he loves her Christmas cookies. Apparently, he loves them so much !hat he eats them before she can even get the icing on them! The best line is, “Every time she sticks another batch in the oven, there’s fifteen minutes for some kissin’ and huggin’”.

Top 10 Country Christmas Song # 3 – “Christmas Shoes”

This song, is reported by Wikipedia to have started as a viral internet legend that just might be one of the most touching songs ever written. I consider it country because of its gospel melody which is a big part of many country songs. It is a story about a little boy who wants to buy
a new pair of shoes for his Mom who is dying and a stranger helps him pay for them.

Top 10 Country Christmas Song #4 – “Dear Santa”

A heart broken by her man is the subject of this Christmas song. A theme many women and men will be able to relate to in this line, “Dear Santa bring her a heart, the one she’s got is broken, fill up her stocking with the words that I left unspoken.”

Top 10 Country Christmas Song # 5 – “I Only Want You for Christmas”

The title speaks to the lyric content. The singer just wants his sweetie and that’s enough as is driven home by the lyrics, “I only want you for Christmas, baby, I don’t need nothing else, I only want you for Christmas, baby, Tie a ribbon ’round yourself.”

Top 10 Country Christmas Song # 6 – “Let it Be Christmas”

This is a song hoping for peace and happiness around the world, a common Christmas theme with Alan’s unique songwriting spin on it.

Top 10 Country Christmas Song #7 – “Wrap me in Your Love”

This song delivers the message every woman wants to hear. Joe sings this play on words, “Cause if the best things in life are free, there’s nothing you could buy for me, your presence is enough, Wrap me in your love.

Top 10 Country Christmas Song #8 – “All I Want for Christmas is a Real Good Tan”

As one might expect, Kenny is not wishing for a white Christmas but a Christmas where he can stick his toes in some warm, white sand. He is using his boyish charm and lyrical images of a Jimmy Buffet style Christmas to persuade his lady to agree to pack up and head for some beach somewhere (Oh, that’s another song!). (Kenny, I’ll join you on any island you choose!)

Top 10 Country Christmas Song # 9 – “It Wasn’t His Child”

This is a song that takes a different angle and tells the story of Joseph and Jesus, father and son. It shines the light on the fact that Joseph accepted Mary’s baby as his own. Very touching and gives listeners a fresh, thought provoking point of view of an ages-old story. Stuff that hit songs are made of.

Top 10 Country Christmas Song #10 – “It Won’t be Christmas without You”

This 2002 song tells the sad tale.about the typical lonely heart alone at Christmas, but with this dynamic country duo singing it, you hear it in a whole new way. You don’t know why she’s gone and whose fault it was, but you want to help with a hug.

Sure there are some songs will arouse you some happy, cherish, or memorable memory. No doubt it is nice and cool to choose a favorite one as your ringtone for free.

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