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		<title>You Might be a Redneck if&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;</title>
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		<title>You Just Might be an Mlm&#8217;er If&#8230;</title>
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You just might be a redneck if your working tv is sitting ontop of your nonworking tv. Heh Heh Ive been there&#8230;lol
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While the program I currently am involved with,  The Secret Pays,  is not an MLM. I have spent a good number of years as an [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My favorite &#8220;you might be if&#8221; joke is</p>
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<p>You just might be a redneck if your working tv is sitting ontop of your nonworking tv. Heh Heh Ive been there&#8230;lol</p>
<p>&#13;</p>
<p>While the program I currently am involved with, <a rel="nofollow" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/article_exit_link');" href="http://www.thesecretpays.com/icanndoit/"> The Secret Pays, </a> is not an MLM. I have spent a good number of years as an MLM&#8217;er. I thought maybe some of my readers might enjoy this.</p>
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<p>What about &#8220;you just might be an MLM&#8217;er if&#8221; Jokes? I have come up with a couple . How do YOU know your an MLM&#8217;er.</p>
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<p>You just might be an MLM&#8217;er if</p>
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<p>1. You start to give a presentation while at Uncle Joe&#8217;s Funeral.</p>
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<p>2. Thanksgiving Prayers includes your downline.</p>
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<p>3 You can&#8217;t wait for Telemarketers to call so you can pitch your product at them.</p>
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<p>4. You go to other people&#8217;s family reunions</p>
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<p>5. You go to the preachers house and he runs and hides.</p>
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<p>6. When your Daughter has a child your refer to the kid as your greatdownline.</p>
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<p>These are just a few I thought of , lets hear some of yours.</p>
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