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		<title>jeff dunham-bubba j!!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Feb 2011 00:50:26 +0000</pubDate>
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red neck imbred puppet?
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		<title>Jeff Foxworthy</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Oct 2010 00:46:26 +0000</pubDate>
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Jeff Foxworthy from Blue Collar TV at the Just for Laughs comedy festival in Montreal *I admit to recording this video and posting on this website for the entertainment of the viewer. I do not claim rights over this video.*
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		<title>Jeff Redneck Skiing</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 00:48:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Jerry Jeff Walker &#8211; Up Against The Wall Redneck Mother</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Apr 2010 00:45:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Jeff Foxworthy Bits: Part 1</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Mar 2010 00:45:43 +0000</pubDate>
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I put together some of my Jeff audio. I hope you like it! It also includes The Redneck Twelve Days of Christmas with lyrics. Love the song even if it isn&#8217;t Christmas! Part two (not yet ready) will also have Bill Engvall and some other people. It might have some of the same jokes mixed [...]]]></description>
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I put together some of my Jeff audio. I hope you like it! It also includes The Redneck Twelve Days of Christmas with lyrics. Love the song even if it isn&#8217;t Christmas! Part two (not yet ready) will also have Bill Engvall and some other people. It might have some of the same jokes mixed in with new ones too.Thanks for watching, please rate, comment, and subscribe. Thanks again, enjoy!</p>
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		<title>Get Amused By Buying Jeff Dunham Tickets</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 00:47:05 +0000</pubDate>
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Jeff Dunham is a 47 year old American stand up comedian and a famous ventriloquist, who has been loved by his huge fan following, since years. This man has also shown some great appearances on famous and renowned television shows like The Tonight Show, Comedy Central Presents, Late Show with David Lettermen and Star Search. [...]]]></description>
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<p>Jeff Dunham is a 47 year old American stand up comedian and a famous ventriloquist, who has been loved by his huge fan following, since years. This man has also shown some great appearances on famous and renowned television shows like The Tonight Show, Comedy Central Presents, Late Show with David Lettermen and Star Search. All the performances and appearances of Jeff in these shows were marvelous and his fans have loved each and every act, enacted by this comedian.</p>
<p>The style of Jeff, in order to make people laugh on his performances is absolutely distinguished. He has been amusing and entertaining his fans, through his comic style of acting and the comic characters, which he has been bringing in front of his fans, are absolutely adorable. According to a website, this man has been given a tag of America’s hot favorite comedian. The love for Jeff is not only in the hearts of Americans, but his popularity is highly increasing in Europeans, as well. Therefore, Jeff is being loved equally by Europeans and Americans. Jeff is considered to be the most popular comedian over You Tube and till the month of March, 2009, Jeff has been successful in selling more than 4 million DVD’s. His most popular and demanding shows include A Very Special Christmas Special and Spark of Insanity. Live performances of this most acclaimed and adored comedian has been always hit and Jeff Dunham tickets have always been bought by people, within no time. Every year, Jeff goes out on nationwide tour and also does shows in different countries. This year, he is again all set to perform live for his audiences in a number of cities of Canada, England and America.</p>
<p><strong><a rel="nofollow" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/article_exit_link');" href="http://www.jeffdunhamtickets.com/">Jeff Dunham tickets</a></strong> are one of the hottest selling tickets, at this point of time and this is the reason, why everyone is talking about Jeff Dunham tickets. The funny character which he brings along with him on live shows greatly amuses the audiences. Some of his most funny and cute puppets include Walter the Grumpy Old Man, Bubba J the beer-drinking redneck, Melvin the Superhero Guy and a number of other puppets, have made their way through the hearts of the fans of Jeff. Jeff is loved for his witty nature, which gives him an interesting way to chuckle.</p>
<p>During all his live performances, Jeff uses light hearted humor, which is not only funny, but he covers some serious and important issues of our lives in an amusing way. If you are also in love with sensible but highly funny acts of Jeff, then Jeff Dunham tickets are waiting for you. Get your hands on Jeff Dunham tickets, for all his live performances. His shows will continue till the month of March, 2010. Therefore, you have ample opportunities of watching the most adorable comedian, performing live in front of you. You can <strong><a rel="nofollow" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/article_exit_link');" href="http://www.bigstub.com/jeff-dunham-tickets.aspx">buy Jeff Dunham tickets</a></strong> from any of the website over internet, which is offering you the tickets, comparatively at reasonable prices.</p>
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		<title>Jeff Foxworthy Thinks That The Octo Mom Is A Redneck</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 00:50:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Let&#8217;s Celebrate Jeff Foxworthy&#8217;s Birthday With 20 Jeff Foxworthy Quotes</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 00:50:18 +0000</pubDate>
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Jeff Foxworthy is one of the funniest comedians of our time. His humorous &#8220;you might be a redneck&#8221; jokes and his hilarious Redneck Dictionary have brought laughter to the lives of millions. What better way to celebrate this comic genius&#8217;s birthday than with some good-old Jeff Foxworthy quotes?
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<p>Jeff Foxworthy is one of the funniest comedians of our time. His humorous &#8220;you might be a redneck&#8221; jokes and his hilarious Redneck Dictionary have brought laughter to the lives of millions. What better way to celebrate this comic genius&#8217;s birthday than with some good-old Jeff Foxworthy quotes?</p>
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<p>1. &#8220;If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.&#8221;</p>
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<p>2. &#8220;Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother &#8212; you&#8217;re not sure what you&#8217;ve got but you&#8217;re pretty sure you&#8217;re not going to like it.&#8221;</p>
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<p>3. &#8220;Now, it&#8217;s true I married my wife for her looks&#8230;but not the ones she&#8217;s been givin&#8217; me lately.&#8221;</p>
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<p>4. &#8220;Between New York and LA, there&#8217;s 200 million people that aren&#8217;t hip, and they don&#8217;t want to be hip.&#8221;</p>
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<p>5. &#8220;For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life&#8217;s list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.&#8221;</p>
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<p>6. &#8220;My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family.&#8221;</p>
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<p>7. &#8220;The designated driver program, it&#8217;s not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house.&#8221;</p>
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<p>8. &#8220;This book is just a collection of my drawings. I never really showed them to anybody but my wife, and she always laughed at them.&#8221;</p>
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<p>9. &#8220;You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you&#8217;re not &#8216;professional&#8217; any more.&#8221;</p>
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<p>And of course, we can&#8217;t do Jeff Foxworthy quotes without some &#8220;you might be a redneck jokes&#8221; now can we?</p>
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<p>10. &#8220;You may be a redneck if &#8212; you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.&#8221;</p>
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<p>11. &#8220;You might be a redneck if &#8212; your home has more miles on it than your car.&#8221;</p>
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<p>12. &#8220;You might be a redneck if &#8212; your family tree doesn&#8217;t fork.&#8221;</p>
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<p>13. &#8220;You might be a redneck if &#8212; Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.&#8221;</p>
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<p>14. &#8220;You might be a redneck if &#8212; you think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader.&#8221;</p>
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<p>15. &#8220;You might be a redneck if &#8212; you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.&#8221;</p>
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<p>16. &#8220;You might be a redneck if &#8212; your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.&#8221;</p>
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<p>17. &#8220;You might be a redneck if &#8212; you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.&#8221;</p>
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<p>18. &#8220;You might be a redneck if &#8212; you&#8217;ve been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.&#8221;</p>
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<p>19. &#8220;You might be a redneck if &#8212; the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection (you insurance man is one too if he pays you for it.)&#8221;</p>
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<p>20. &#8220;You might be a redneck if &#8212; your child&#8217;s first words are &#8220;Attention K-Mart shoppers!&#8221;</p>
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<p>There&#8217;s no doubt about it, Jeff Foxworthy is a riot. Anyone who&#8217;s lucky enough to have seen him live knows that it&#8217;s not just the words he says, but the charisma that defines him. These Jeff Foxworthy quotes are just a sampling of the humor that has made this man so famous and adored.</p>
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		<title>Does it bother repugs that Jeff Foxworthy makes fun of you with his redneck jokes?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 20:30:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jeff Foxworthy is one of the funniest comedians of our time. His humorous &#8220;you might be a redneck&#8221; jokes and his hilarious Redneck Dictionary have brought laughter to the lives of millions. What better way to celebrate this comic genius&#8217;s birthday than with some good-old Jeff Foxworthy quotes?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jeff Foxworthy is one of the funniest comedians of our time. His humorous &#8220;you might be a redneck&#8221; jokes and his hilarious Redneck Dictionary have brought laughter to the lives of millions. What better way to celebrate this comic genius&#8217;s birthday than with some good-old Jeff Foxworthy quotes?</p>
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<p>1. &#8220;If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.&#8221;</p>
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<p>2. &#8220;Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother &#8212; you&#8217;re not sure what you&#8217;ve got but you&#8217;re pretty sure you&#8217;re not going to like it.&#8221;</p>
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<p>3. &#8220;Now, it&#8217;s true I married my wife for her looks&#8230;but not the ones she&#8217;s been givin&#8217; me lately.&#8221;</p>
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<p>4. &#8220;Between New York and LA, there&#8217;s 200 million people that aren&#8217;t hip, and they don&#8217;t want to be hip.&#8221;</p>
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<p>5. &#8220;For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life&#8217;s list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.&#8221;</p>
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<p>6. &#8220;My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family.&#8221;</p>
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<p>7. &#8220;The designated driver program, it&#8217;s not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house.&#8221;</p>
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<p>8. &#8220;This book is just a collection of my drawings. I never really showed them to anybody but my wife, and she always laughed at them.&#8221;</p>
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<p>9. &#8220;You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you&#8217;re not &#8216;professional&#8217; any more.&#8221;</p>
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<p>And of course, we can&#8217;t do Jeff Foxworthy quotes without some &#8220;you might be a redneck jokes&#8221; now can we?</p>
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<p>10. &#8220;You may be a redneck if &#8212; you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.&#8221;</p>
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<p>11. &#8220;You might be a redneck if &#8212; your home has more miles on it than your car.&#8221;</p>
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<p>12. &#8220;You might be a redneck if &#8212; your family tree doesn&#8217;t fork.&#8221;</p>
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<p>13. &#8220;You might be a redneck if &#8212; Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.&#8221;</p>
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<p>14. &#8220;You might be a redneck if &#8212; you think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader.&#8221;</p>
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<p>15. &#8220;You might be a redneck if &#8212; you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.&#8221;</p>
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<p>16. &#8220;You might be a redneck if &#8212; your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.&#8221;</p>
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<p>17. &#8220;You might be a redneck if &#8212; you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.&#8221;</p>
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<p>18. &#8220;You might be a redneck if &#8212; you&#8217;ve been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.&#8221;</p>
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<p>19. &#8220;You might be a redneck if &#8212; the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection (you insurance man is one too if he pays you for it.)&#8221;</p>
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<p>20. &#8220;You might be a redneck if &#8212; your child&#8217;s first words are &#8220;Attention K-Mart shoppers!&#8221;</p>
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<p>There&#8217;s no doubt about it, Jeff Foxworthy is a riot. Anyone who&#8217;s lucky enough to have seen him live knows that it&#8217;s not just the words he says, but the charisma that defines him. These Jeff Foxworthy quotes are just a sampling of the humor that has made this man so famous and adored.</p>
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