JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

You are on the bus when you suddenly realize … You need to fart.
The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.
As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that’s when you [...]

Joke??????????

what is the funniest joke that you’ve heard before?

Finding The Right Joke To Tell

Laughter is the best medicine and a great icebreaker for a first date, as a sense of humor is as the number one turn-on for many women. But it’s one thing to have a great sense of humor, it’s quite another to have everyone in stitches. Well, look no further. Drop the rubber chicken and whoopee [...]

Learn How to Tell Jokes, Part 2 of 2: Telling a Longer Joke

Try this longer joke:
And elderly couple were having trouble remembering things so they decided to go see their doctor, and they explained their concern. The doctor checked them out and said, “Well, you’re pretty healthy for your ages. It’s normal to get a little forgetful as you get older. You might want to start writing [...]

John Wayne Stole My Joke

by Ron Coleman
Years ago when I was in my twenties I worked for Western Union Telegraph Company as a teletype operator. The one thing I hated about the job was when I had to deliver singing telegrams. This was usually done by telephone and I was not especially proud of my singing voice.
I was working [...]

Electronic Mail Joke Passing Etiquette

E-mail is a great way to keep in touch with friends, family members, and coworkers. Many people love to do so by forwarding jokes to dozens, if not hundreds, of their address book contacts.
Before you become the humor distributor, please, PLEASE read the below etiquette suggestions, lest your e-mails may just find their ways to [...]

5 Rules for How to Write a Classic One-liner Joke

I’m a psychologist, not a professional comedy writer (After all, how funny is this first sentence?). But when, about 20 years ago, I took up to an hour each day (and I mean, for 365 days) just to write jokes, gags, and one-liners for cartoonists, comedians, and speakers, I thought I was clever enough to [...]

What Joke are Offensive to People

Irvin S. Cobb once said “Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.” On first thought most people may not quite get this figure of speech, but that’s alright because that’s the humor part. I am pretty sure Irvin S. Cobb had dirty jokes on his mind when he was thinking [...]

How come people here just love to joke about global warming?

I see all kinds of jokers answer Global Warming questions.
Why is it that you people love to joke about it?

How do I tell real creationists from joke creationists?

Are there any real creationists? I just went to the website for the Institute of Creation Research and it seems like it could be serious or a joke. How do I differentiate?

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