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<p>Tiger Woods was teeing up on the first hole of the Open championship, he hit his first shot and it sliced to the right. His next shot was no better, again he sliced <a rel="nofollow" onclick="javascript:_gaq.push(['_trackPageview', '/outgoing/article_exit_link']);" href="http://www.enjoymygolf.com/goods-70-Mizuno+MP+53+Irons.html"><strong>Mizuno MP 53 Irons </strong> </a>right.</p>
<p>Feeling disgruntled, he jokingly asked if anyone could prevent him from making the ball go right, and to his suprise a little old lady pushed her way to the front of the crowd and said she had some magic powder that would stop his shots going right.</p>
<p>Tiger was a bit dubious about this, but thought he would have nothing to lose. He teed up the ball and the little old lady sprinkled this magic powder onto the ball. Tiger took his shot and <strong><a rel="nofollow" onclick="javascript:_gaq.push(['_trackPageview', '/outgoing/article_exit_link']);" href="http://www.enjoymygolf.com/goods-70-Mizuno+MP+53+Irons.html">Mizuno MP 53 Irons </a></strong> went 320 yards straight down the middle of the fairway.</p>
<p>Tiger was impressed. He lined up his next shot and again the little old lady sprinkled the magic powder on to his ball. Again it flew straight as an arrow and finished two feet from the flag.</p>
<p>Tiger was amazed at <strong><a rel="nofollow" onclick="javascript:_gaq.push(['_trackPageview', '/outgoing/article_exit_link']);" href="http://www.enjoymygolf.com/goods-70-Mizuno+MP+53+Irons.html">Mizuno MP 53 Irons</a> </strong> and asked the little old lady what the magic powder was.</p>
<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s Daz&#8221; said the little old lady.</p>
<p>&#8220;Daz!!&#8221; exclaimed Tiger.</p>
<p>&#8220;Yes Daz&#8221; said the little old lady,&#8221;Apparently it stops colours from fading !&#8221;</p>
<p>Tiger Woods was teeing up on the first hole of the Open championship, he hit his first shot and it sliced to the right. His next shot was no better, again he sliced Mizuno MP 53 Irons right.</p>
<p>Tiger Woods was teeing up on the first hole of the Open championship, he hit his first shot and it sliced to the right. His next shot was no better, again he sliced Mizuno MP 53 Irons right.</p>
<p>Tiger Woods was teeing up on the first hole of the Open championship, he hit his first shot and it sliced to the right. His next shot was no better, again he sliced Mizuno MP 53 Irons right.</p>
<p>Tiger Woods was teeing up on the first hole of the Open championship, he hit his first shot and it sliced to the right. His next shot was no better, again he sliced Mizuno MP 53 Irons right.</p>
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<p>It was a Sunday morning and four good buddies were at the first tee with his <strong><a rel="nofollow" onclick="javascript:_gaq.push(['_trackPageview', '/outgoing/article_exit_link']);" href="http://www.enjoymygolf.com/goods-21-TaylorMade+R9+SuperTri+Driver.html">TaylorMade R9 SuperTri Driver</a></strong> . Number one said, &#8220;This<strong> golf</strong> game is costing me dinner for my wife tonight.&#8221; </p>
<p>Number two said, &#8220;That&#8217;s nothing, I had to agree to my wife&#8217;s parents spending the weekend with us.&#8221; </p>
<p>&#8220;Ha!&#8221; said number three, &#8220;I had to give my old lady the credit card to go shopping.&#8221; </p>
<p>Number four said &#8220;Boy are you guys ever screwed up. I woke up this morning and the wife asked what I was planning. I replied &#8216;Golf course or intercourse?&#8217; She said, &#8216;Take a sweater&#8217; and went back to sleep.&#8221; </p>
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<p>The deaf mute then hits a beautiful shot straight up the middle of the fairway, striking big Ralph in the back of the head, and knocking him unconscious. The mute then walks down the fairway rolls big Ralph and holds up four fingers in front of Ralph&#8217;s face.</p>
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<p>An amateur was talking to his golf pro<strong>.<br /></strong>Amateur: &#8220;How do you get so much backspin?&#8221;<br />Pro: &#8220;Before I answer that, tell me, how far do you hit a <strong><a rel="nofollow" onclick="javascript:_gaq.push(['_trackPageview', '/outgoing/article_exit_link']);" href="http://www.enjoymygolf.com/goods-241-Mizuno+JPX+800+Irons+.html">Mizuno JPX 800 Irons </a></strong>?&#8221;<br />Amateur: &#8220;About 130.&#8221;<br />Pro: &#8220;Then why in the world would you want the ball to spin <strong>back</strong> !?&#8221; </p>
<p><strong>The pro and the JP</strong></p>
<p>The Justice of the Peace in a small town was about to tee off with two other friends one day when the club pro volunteered to join them. It seemed like the perfect opportunity for a free lesson. </p>
<p>But instead of being helpful the pro was openly critical of the JP&#8217;s <strong><a rel="nofollow" onclick="javascript:_gaq.push(['_trackPageview', '/outgoing/article_exit_link']);" href="http://www.enjoymygolf.com/goods-241-Mizuno+JPX+800+Irons+.html">Mizuno JPX 800 Irons</a> </strong>. At every bumbled shot, the pro made a joke about the justice.</p>
<p>But the criticism didn&#8217;t even stop at the end of the round. The pro continued to embarrass the JP in the clubhouse among his friends. Finally the pro got up to leave and said, &#8220;Judge, let&#8217;s do it again sometime. If you can&#8217;t find anybody else to make a foursome, I&#8217;ll be glad to play <strong><a rel="nofollow" onclick="javascript:_gaq.push(['_trackPageview', '/outgoing/article_exit_link']);" href="http://www.enjoymygolf.com/goods-241-Mizuno+JPX+800+Irons+.html">Mizuno JPX 800 Irons</a> </strong>with you again.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Well that would be fine,&#8221; the justice of the peace said. &#8220;How about next Saturday? I don&#8217;t think any of my friends can join us, so why don&#8217;t you just have your parents join us, and after our round I can marry them.&#8221; </p>
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<p>    A Few Bar And Nightclub Jokes</p>
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<p>?Having a boring day at the office or at uni, daydreaming about which bars or nightclubs you will be heading to this weekend? If so here is a few bar and nightclub jokes to break up the mediocrity of the daily grind. </p>
<p> 1. A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 5 double shots. The bartender, a little surprised lines up the glasses and pours them out, assuming his mates are just round the corner. The man then, calm as a coma, knocks each shot back one after the other. The bartenders, amazed by this feat of drinking turns to the man and goes &#8220;that&#8217;s a big effort.&#8221; The man replies &#8220;you would drink quickly too if you had what I&#8217;ve got.&#8221; Curiously the bartender asks &#8220;what have you got mate&#8221; to which the man replies &#8220;no money.&#8221;</p>
<p> 2. A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink and asks the bartender how much? The bartender replies &#8220;no charge&#8221;</p>
<p> 3. A man, after having 27 drinks at a nightclub decides to head home, grabs his car keys and heads to the car park. Struggling to walk, he finally gets to his car, takes him 3 goes to get the keys into the ignition, reverses into the car park wall and drives straight through the boom gate. Realising his wife is at home waiting for him, a decides to drive as fast as possible, swerving across the road erratically. A police car see&#8217;s this and pulls him over. The copper asks the man &#8220;mate do you know how fast you were going?&#8221; The man replies &#8220;How the  would I know, I&#8217;ve just had 27 drinks.&#8221;</p>
<p> 4. A rabbi, a sheik and a priest all walk into a bar together holding hands singing &#8220;hari-krishna.&#8221; The bartender says to them &#8220;what is this some kind of bad joke?&#8221;</p>
<p> 5. A penguin walks into a bar and with a sense of urgency asks the bar man &#8220;sir have you seen my brother, he&#8217;s missing and I can&#8217;t find him&#8221; to which the bar man replies &#8220;what does he look like?&#8221;</p>
<p> 6. A man walks into a bar, and furiously yells &#8220;all bouncer&#8217;s are assholes!!!&#8221; A man at the end of the bar stands up, slams his drink on the bar and yells &#8220;you better  take that back.&#8221; Shocked, the man says &#8220;why, are you a bouncer?&#8221; to which he replies &#8220;no… I&#8217;m an asshole.&#8221;</p>
<p> 7. A cop is staking out a bar for drunk drivers. At closing time, he sees a guy stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and fumble for his keys for five minutes. Meanwhile, everybody else leaves the bar and drives off. When he finally pulls away, the cop is waiting for him, pulls him over, and gives him a Breathalyzer test.</p>
<p>The test shows he has a blood alcohol level of 0.0. The cop says, How is this possible? The guy says &#8220;I&#8217;m the designated decoy&#8221;</p>
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<p>This is a really simple magic trick that was revealed to me by a really young boy. It really comes in handy at bars and nightclubs.</p>
<p>If you&#8217;re interested in learning real, hardcore magic tricks, be sure to check out http://www.JawDroppingMagic.com (01:25)</p>
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          How to Make a Basic Cookie Crust        </a></p>
<p>This is a great starting point for bar and squares recipes that need a cookie base. Just a few ingredients, and it will make those lemon squares shine.<br />
For more like this visit: www.legourmet.tv (01:39)</p>
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          How to Rim a Cocktail Glass with Sugar        </a></p>
<p>Rimming a cocktail glass with sugar or other dusts as decoration and adds to the flavor of your drink. Jamie gives you a few tips to remember the next time you rim your glass.   (02:09)</p>
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          How to Perform Zippo Lighter Tricks        </a></p>
<p>Learn how to perform Zippo Lighter Tricks with flair bartending. Every bartender should have a Zippo and know a few cool tricks.<br />
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<p>                        <a title="Sydney Bars and Nightclubs – Here&amp;#039;s a Tip" href="http://www.articlesbase.com/drinks-articles/sydney-bars-and-nightclubs-heres-a-tip-2307390.html" onclick="_gaq.push(['_trackEvent', 'Articles', 'RelatedArticle', 'Wines and Spirits']);">Sydney Bars and Nightclubs – Here&#8217;s a Tip</a></p>
<p>The best places to have a drink are truly dependant on the mood you are in, the mood of the weather gods and the atmosphere you are looking for. So here follows a few suggestions of stereotypical life situations when you really just want to have a drink at a bar or nightclub</p>
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          <a href="/authors/ashley-purcell/343373" title="Ashley Purcell's Articles">Ashley Purcell</a>l</p>
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          May 06, 2010</p>
<p>                        <a title="Melbourne Vs Sydney — Which Is The Nightlife Capital Of Australia?" href="http://www.articlesbase.com/music-articles/melbourne-vs-sydney-which-is-the-nightlife-capital-of-australia-2105409.html" onclick="_gaq.push(['_trackEvent', 'Articles', 'RelatedArticle', 'Wines and Spirits']);">Melbourne Vs Sydney — Which Is The Nightlife Capital Of Australia?</a></p>
<p>The rivalry between Melbourne and Sydney exists on so many fronts, be it which has the best fashion, football code, weather, schooners vs pints, traffic, job opportunities, lifestyle, architecture, public transport (well you get the message). Whilst these all may be important facets of a city metropolis, they all pale in comparison to the one true measure of a city&#8217;s standard of living.</p>
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          <a href="/authors/ashley-purcell/343373" title="Ashley Purcell's Articles">Ashley Purcell</a>l</p>
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          Apr 06, 2010</p>
<p>                        <a title="Will You Be Clubbing When You&amp;#039;re 40?" href="http://www.articlesbase.com/music-articles/will-you-be-clubbing-when-youre-40-2088771.html" onclick="_gaq.push(['_trackEvent', 'Articles', 'RelatedArticle', 'Wines and Spirits']);">Will You Be Clubbing When You&#8217;re 40?</a></p>
<p>A question lots of nightclub enthusiasts ponder is when will the clubbing bug wear off… When will that fateful day come when no longer does the allure of their favourite nightclub compel you to put on your best clothes, your most uncomfortable shoes and head to town knowing full well you are only likely to get a few hours sleep before the sun comes up and you have to go to work.</p>
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          <a href="/authors/ashley-purcell/343373" title="Ashley Purcell's Articles">Ashley Purcell</a>l</p>
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          Apr 02, 2010</p>
<p>                        <a title="Shots at the Bar… Fun Fun Fun…" href="http://www.articlesbase.com/music-articles/shots-at-the-bar-fun-fun-fun-2341626.html" onclick="_gaq.push(['_trackEvent', 'Articles', 'RelatedArticle', 'Wines and Spirits']);">Shots at the Bar… Fun Fun Fun…</a></p>
<p>Shots at the bar&amp;amp;#8230; we love them!!!! Nothing better than kick starting the night at a top bar or nightclub with a round of shots. As most bar and nightclub enthusiasts would agree, most of the b</p>
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          <a href="/authors/ashley-purcell/305551" title="Ashley Purcell's Articles">Ashley Purcell</a>l</p>
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          May 11, 2010</p>
<p>                        <a title="One Of The Funniest Things You Will Ever See At A Bar Or Nightclub!!!" href="http://www.articlesbase.com/restaurant-reviews-articles/one-of-the-funniest-things-you-will-ever-see-at-a-bar-or-nightclub-2014490.html" onclick="_gaq.push(['_trackEvent', 'Articles', 'RelatedArticle', 'Wines and Spirits']);">One Of The Funniest Things You Will Ever See At A Bar Or Nightclub!!!</a></p>
<p>We&#8217;re writing this article after one of our team members here saw what he claims to be the funniest thing ever… which is a big call if you work here. At about 3am in the morning after have a bunch of drinks at our local bar in Newtown, he decided enough was enough and left the bar looking for a taxi. As is the case at 3am, taxi&#8217;s can be hard to come by and as a result people can get a little bit restless.</p>
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          <a href="/authors/ashley-purcell/343373" title="Ashley Purcell's Articles">Ashley Purcell</a>l</p>
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          Mar 19, 2010</p>
<p>                        <a title="Bars and Nightclubs 101 – Why Not to Mess with Bouncers" href="http://www.articlesbase.com/music-articles/bars-and-nightclubs-101-why-not-to-mess-with-bouncers-2236570.html" onclick="_gaq.push(['_trackEvent', 'Articles', 'RelatedArticle', 'Wines and Spirits']);">Bars and Nightclubs 101 – Why Not to Mess with Bouncers</a></p>
<p>Time and time again you see it happening in bars and nightclubs everywhere. It&#8217;s getting a little late in the night, perhaps 2am, and a group of guys at the door making are attempting to convince</p>
<p>          By:<br />
          <a href="/authors/ashley-purcell/343373" title="Ashley Purcell's Articles">Ashley Purcell</a>l</p>
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          Apr 26, 2010</p>
<p>                        <a title="Bars and Nightclubs 101 – Getting Into A Bar or Nightclub" href="http://www.articlesbase.com/music-articles/bars-and-nightclubs-101-getting-into-a-bar-or-nightclub-2244104.html" onclick="_gaq.push(['_trackEvent', 'Articles', 'RelatedArticle', 'Wines and Spirits']);">Bars and Nightclubs 101 – Getting Into A Bar or Nightclub</a></p>
<p>Girls, feel free to ignore this article as simply put, it doesn&#8217;t apply to you. Guys, if you&#8217;ve been clubbing before you will know that as a guy (and in particular a group of guys), getting into</p>
<p>          By:<br />
          <a href="/authors/ashley-purcell/343373" title="Ashley Purcell's Articles">Ashley Purcell</a>l</p>
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          Apr 27, 2010</p>
<p>                        <a title="Choosing the Ideal Bottle Of Expensive Champagne" href="http://www.articlesbase.com/wines-and-spirits-articles/choosing-the-ideal-bottle-of-expensive-champagne-3911562.html" onclick="_gaq.push(['_trackEvent', 'Articles', 'RelatedArticle', 'Wines and Spirits']);">Choosing the Ideal Bottle Of Expensive Champagne</a></p>
<p>If you&#8217;re trying to make a good impression a significant other or are expecting for a quality champagne for a celebration, you need to know what to search for in your champagne. It&#8217;s a difficult business to take a superior and expensive champagne, so let&#8217;s look at all of the features and qualities to look for in a champagne that is sure to make a good impression.</p>
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          <a href="/authors/bernard-ryan/684972" title="Bernard Ryan's Articles">Bernard Ryan</a>l</p>
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          Dec 24, 2010</p>
<p>                        <a title="Understand Important Info Regarding The Various Champagne Variations And Just How They Are Created" href="http://www.articlesbase.com/wines-and-spirits-articles/understand-important-info-regarding-the-various-champagne-variations-and-just-how-they-are-created-3907155.html" onclick="_gaq.push(['_trackEvent', 'Articles', 'RelatedArticle', 'Wines and Spirits']);">Understand Important Info Regarding The Various Champagne Variations And Just How They Are Created</a></p>
<p>Want to learn about the diverse forms of Champagne and the way these are generally produced? This article is going to help you in finding much more about the differing types of champagnes you can buy and fascinatingly, how the actual bubbles are created.</p>
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          <a href="/authors/nigel-owen/750141" title="Nigel Owen's Articles">Nigel Owen</a>l</p>
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          Dec 23, 2010</p>
<p>                        <a title="Online Liquor Store: Perfect Place to Find Best Wine and Beer" href="http://www.articlesbase.com/wines-and-spirits-articles/online-liquor-store-perfect-place-to-find-best-wine-and-beer-3904332.html" onclick="_gaq.push(['_trackEvent', 'Articles', 'RelatedArticle', 'Wines and Spirits']);">Online Liquor Store: Perfect Place to Find Best Wine and Beer</a></p>
<p>The online liquor store is among one of the latest trends that has become popular with people worldwide. Not only saving time and money, the online liquor store is also a convenient way of shopping.</p>
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          <a href="/authors/rahat/738464" title="Rahat's Articles">Rahat</a>l</p>
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          Dec 23, 2010</p>
<p>                        <a title="Champagne and Wine Facts" href="http://www.articlesbase.com/wines-and-spirits-articles/champagne-and-wine-facts-3898943.html" onclick="_gaq.push(['_trackEvent', 'Articles', 'RelatedArticle', 'Wines and Spirits']);">Champagne and Wine Facts</a></p>
<p>Champagne has constantly a fashion to party on new years or birthdays. Considered to be a changeable beverage, Champagne can be tasted on launch. For various years, this truly cooling and exotic drink has been used as a style of jubilation.</p>
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          <a href="/authors/bernard-ryan/684972" title="Bernard Ryan's Articles">Bernard Ryan</a>l</p>
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          Dec 22, 2010</p>
<p>                        <a title="Wine Carrier Bags-Keep Your Wine Cold And Maintain Its Real Taste" href="http://www.articlesbase.com/wines-and-spirits-articles/wine-carrier-bags-keep-your-wine-cold-and-maintain-its-real-taste-3896397.html" onclick="_gaq.push(['_trackEvent', 'Articles', 'RelatedArticle', 'Wines and Spirits']);">Wine Carrier Bags-Keep Your Wine Cold And Maintain Its Real Taste</a></p>
<p>Sometimes you deprive of enjoying your chilled wine especially at the time when you are out of the home or at the place where there is no medium to keep your alcoholic beverage cold. This is where the need of wine carrier bags becomes so vital.</p>
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          Dec 22, 2010</p>
<p>                        <a title="Grenache The Next Big Thing in Wine?" href="http://www.articlesbase.com/wines-and-spirits-articles/grenache-the-next-big-thing-in-wine-3892599.html" onclick="_gaq.push(['_trackEvent', 'Articles', 'RelatedArticle', 'Wines and Spirits']);">Grenache The Next Big Thing in Wine?</a></p>
<p>Is Grenache the next big thing in American wine? Already a standout in Spain and elsewhere overseas, Grenache is starting to make inroads in the ultra exclusive high end California Cabernet market.</p>
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          Dec 21, 2010</p>
<p>                        <a title="Keep the Wine Flowing with the Danby 6-Bottle Wine Cooler!" href="http://www.articlesbase.com/wines-and-spirits-articles/keep-the-wine-flowing-with-the-danby-6-bottle-wine-cooler-3889486.html" onclick="_gaq.push(['_trackEvent', 'Articles', 'RelatedArticle', 'Wines and Spirits']);">Keep the Wine Flowing with the Danby 6-Bottle Wine Cooler!</a></p>
<p>Looking for something compact and efficient to store your wines? Depending on your needs, there are many options for you to consider. Keep your wine chilled and ready to go with the Danby 6 Bottle Wine Cooler. The freestanding countertop model holds 6 bottles of wine at a time and is a great choice for the home.</p>
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          <a href="/authors/nfmmbs/226770" title="nfmmbs's Articles">nfmmbs</a>l</p>
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          Dec 21, 2010</p>
<p>                        <a title="Tips on Starting a Wine Collection" href="http://www.articlesbase.com/wines-and-spirits-articles/tips-on-starting-a-wine-collection-3885058.html" onclick="_gaq.push(['_trackEvent', 'Articles', 'RelatedArticle', 'Wines and Spirits']);">Tips on Starting a Wine Collection</a></p>
<p>Building a small wine collection with wines that are to be consumed within six months is relatively easy. You can buy almost any wine for this type of collection. However, if you are looking to build a larger collection with wine that you would like to age, there are some important factors that you have to keep in mind. Please visit http://winesensetv.com to learn more.</p>
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          <a href="/authors/winecents/617356" title="winecents's Articles">winecents</a>l</p>
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          Dec 20, 2010</p>
<p>                        <a title="Board Games In Pubs And Bars" href="http://www.articlesbase.com/wines-and-spirits-articles/board-games-in-pubs-and-bars-3182267.html" onclick="_gaq.push(['_trackEvent', 'Articles', 'RelatedArticle', 'Wines and Spirits']);">Board Games In Pubs And Bars</a></p>
<p>Have you ever wanted to sip down your beers while thrashing your mates over a game of ping pong or a friendly round of sbnakes and ladders? Now, with the new wave of bars playing host to sporting activities and board games in bars and pubs, you can. Pubs are no longer just about exercising the liver.</p>
<p>          By:<br />
          <a href="/authors/ashley-purcell/343373" title="Ashley Purcell's Articles">Ashley Purcell</a>l</p>
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          Sep 02, 2010</p>
<p>                        <a title="Trivia Dating" href="http://www.articlesbase.com/wines-and-spirits-articles/trivia-dating-3182253.html" onclick="_gaq.push(['_trackEvent', 'Articles', 'RelatedArticle', 'Wines and Spirits']);">Trivia Dating</a></p>
<p>For decades, pubs have been places where people could meet. For some, its all about sharing drinks with friends, but for others, it&#8217;s a potential place to find love. Whether it&#8217;s a blind date or speed dating, pubs are a great way to start off a new romance over drinks. If those two forms of dating don&#8217;t flick your switch, how about trying the latest wave of hooking up with other singles. Welcome to trivia dating!</p>
<p>          By:<br />
          <a href="/authors/ashley-purcell/343373" title="Ashley Purcell's Articles">Ashley Purcell</a>l</p>
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          Sep 02, 2010</p>
<p>                        <a title="Pub Markets – A New and Lovely Trend" href="http://www.articlesbase.com/drinks-articles/pub-markets-a-new-and-lovely-trend-3095017.html" onclick="_gaq.push(['_trackEvent', 'Articles', 'RelatedArticle', 'Wines and Spirits']);">Pub Markets – A New and Lovely Trend</a></p>
<p>Cheap drinks aren&#8217;t the only bargain you can pick up in pubs writes Nastasia Campanella. Each weekend in trendy parts around Sydney and Melbourne, independent market stalls have been selling competitive goods and services. There is a new trend emerging now, seeing our favourite pubs being transformed into shopping hubs. Popular pubs around our two most vibrant cities have been holding weekend markets once a month.</p>
<p>          By:<br />
          <a href="/authors/ashley-purcell/343373" title="Ashley Purcell's Articles">Ashley Purcell</a>l</p>
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          Aug 21, 2010</p>
<p>                        <a title="Tricks to Getting Served at the Pub Quicker" href="http://www.articlesbase.com/wines-and-spirits-articles/tricks-to-getting-served-at-the-pub-quicker-3059339.html" onclick="_gaq.push(['_trackEvent', 'Articles', 'RelatedArticle', 'Wines and Spirits']);">Tricks to Getting Served at the Pub Quicker</a></p>
<p>Nothing is worse than standing with a group of people at the bar, waiting to get served. The longer you wait, the longer your anger builds as you stare at the bar tender nonchalantly serving a customer here and there as if to say &#8220;I couldn&#8217;t care less if you get a beer or not, I&#8217;m too good for this job anyways.&#8221;</p>
<p>          By:<br />
          <a href="/authors/ashley-purcell/343373" title="Ashley Purcell's Articles">Ashley Purcell</a>l</p>
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          Aug 17, 2010</p>
<p>                        <a title="5 Ways To Know When You&amp;#039;re a &amp;quot; Pub Local &amp;quot;" href="http://www.articlesbase.com/online-gambling-articles/5-ways-to-know-when-youre-a-pub-local-2889216.html" onclick="_gaq.push(['_trackEvent', 'Articles', 'RelatedArticle', 'Wines and Spirits']);">5 Ways To Know When You&#8217;re a &#8221; Pub Local &#8220;</a></p>
<p>The term &#8220;local&#8221; is thrown around a lot these days. Most people think that to be a pub local you simply need to live close to a pub and frequent it occasionally. Whilst this may be the common preconception, it is far from true. Being a local is more than just living close to a pub…</p>
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          <a href="/authors/ashley-purcell/343373" title="Ashley Purcell's Articles">Ashley Purcell</a>l</p>
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          Jul 24, 2010</p>
<p>                        <a title="A Guide to Pub Etiquette" href="http://www.articlesbase.com/online-gambling-articles/a-guide-to-pub-etiquette-2889208.html" onclick="_gaq.push(['_trackEvent', 'Articles', 'RelatedArticle', 'Wines and Spirits']);">A Guide to Pub Etiquette</a></p>
<p>Pubs and &#8220;etiquette,&#8221; probably two words you don&#8217;t here too often in the same sentence, however whether you realise it or not, there is without doubt an unwritten code regarding what goes on within pubs when it comes to a variety of situations and issues that may arise during the course of a drinking session.</p>
<p>          By:<br />
          <a href="/authors/ashley-purcell/343373" title="Ashley Purcell's Articles">Ashley Purcell</a>l</p>
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          Jul 24, 2010</p>
<p>                        <a title="Biggest Beer Drinkers in the World" href="http://www.articlesbase.com/visual-art-articles/biggest-beer-drinkers-in-the-world-2868914.html" onclick="_gaq.push(['_trackEvent', 'Articles', 'RelatedArticle', 'Wines and Spirits']);">Biggest Beer Drinkers in the World</a></p>
<p>When you walk into a pub, the scent of beer instantly hits you. I&#8217;ve often wondered who drinks the most beer on an international scale. Everyone knows how popular the beverage is with us Australian&#8217;s, but I&#8217;ve heard many a time that the best beers are made in Germany. I&#8217;m sure I wouldn&#8217;t be punished for thinking that German&#8217;s are the biggest beer consumers, I mean, does Oktoberfest happen over there for the sake of it? After a little research, I found that while beers produced in Germany might b</p>
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<p>After the failure of the Windows Vista, Microsoft expects to restore its image by the new operating system Windows 7. According to the Chinese network of The Wall Street Journal, Apple does not offer any help. Apple&#8217;s new ad &#8220;Broken Promises&#8221;, once again, plays a joke on Microsoft.5 Kinds of <a rel="nofollow" onclick="javascript:_gaq.push(['_trackPageview', '/outgoing/article_exit_link']);" href="http://www.bagsok.com/" title="cheap bags">cheap bags</a> Allow You More Catching</p>
<p>Macintosh makers shoot the first shot towards this new software. How to Protect bagsApple added a humorous ad in the ongoing [Get a Mac"promotion campaign. In advertisement, Macintosh acted by Justin Long recalled various promises which are about developing its software Microsoft had made before, and played some jokes on PC.Fashion Trend for January: bags</p>
<p>The personal computer acted by John Hodgman said excitedly in the advertisement: " Did you hear the good news? Windows 7 has been sold, without any problems in my last operating system. 4 Basic Things that You May not Know about Trust me." Apple answers: [Mr PC, I`m familiar with the words." And then the ad replayed some probable commitments in the past.</p>
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<p>At that time, PC said Vista would not have any problems that Windows XP had; XP would not have any problems that Windows ME had; Windows ME would not have any problems that Windows 98 had, and so on. Each time, the PC will show off a different hairstyle, in the end , it says[ this time ,it will be different, and please trust me."</p>
<p>Apple started to play the ad after 8:00 p.m. of the United States Eastern Time. The name for the advertisement is "Broken Promises", which is played during the breaks of the popular television drama "Grey's Anatomy", "CSI", "The Office", "30 Rock" and baseball games.</p>
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<p><strong>It was a beautiful, sunny Sunday afternoon while Moses, Jesus, and another guy were out playing golf. On the first tee-box, Moses pulls out his driver and blisters a shot up the right side of the fairway, rolling fast towards a water hazard. Moses quickly raised his club, parting the water while his ball rolls through to the other side safely.</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Bill was playing golf one afternoon with his wife, Emma, and hit a nasty slice off the second tee – landing in an impossible lie in front of the greenkeeper&#8217;s shed. Being helpful, his wife suggested &#8220;No need to take a penalty shot darling, just open both the front and back doors and push the tractor out. Then, you&#8217;ll can hit hit it straight through the shed with a 3 iron.&#8221;</strong></p>
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<strong>A man, about to tee off felt a tap on his shoulder and a bloke handed him a card that read &#8220;I am a deaf mute. May I play through, please?&#8221; </strong><br />
<strong>The 1st man angrily gave the card back, and communicated that &#8220;No, he may NOT play through, and that his handicap </strong><strong>did not give him such a right.&#8221; </strong><br />
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<strong>Just as he was about to put the ball into the hole he was hit in the head with a golf ball, laying him out cold. </strong><br />
<strong>When he came to a few minutes later, he looked around and saw the deaf mute sternly looking at him, one hand on his hip, the other hand holding up 4 fingers. </strong><br />
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<p>Directly after the election, (by mistake) one of my white friends received this text.</p>
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<p>“To: All African Americans”</p>
<p>Please be sure to stock up on plenty of water, because there will be a lot of salty crackers out there”.</p>
<p>She immediately forwarded it to me and I was a bit shocked that someone would actually send her that email. Later, as the day pursued I began to receive similar types of email, some even more shocking then that. I guess they’re called “White Jokes”.</p>
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<p>The onslaught of white jokes in text messages and emails, directly after the Obama elections finally lead me to a forum called the<a rel="nofollow" onclick="javascript:_gaq.push(['_trackPageview', '/outgoing/article_exit_link']);" href="http://www.blacknewworldorder.com" target="_blank" title="Black New World Order"> </a><a rel="nofollow" onclick="javascript:_gaq.push(['_trackPageview', '/outgoing/article_exit_link']);" href="http://www.blacknewworldorder.com/obama/">Black New World Order</a>, which actually wasn’t as bad as I had expected from the email that I had received. The email that I received stated that as a Black woman in America I needed to rise up and become a force in taking America the country that our ancestor had built by the sweat of their brow. The country that we were forced to come too, forced to build, and now we shall be forced to take by force. It also stated that unlike white American that needed blacks to build this country, we will no longer need the presence of whites here in America, and that they will be given a choice to either return to Europe or we will send them to Africa.</p>
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<p>I was quite unsure if this was a hoax or if this was real life hatred brewing into something that could possibly become a reality. Could there be a fundamental group of Black New World Order followers, that have come together to create something that in my opinion would indeed be racist? Is, this The Black New World Order, something that needs to be watched? Should white American be concerned by this new type of thinking, that is currently being exposed to everyone. It is being exposed to our young, that may be looking for something to be apart of. It is being exposed to our old that old the memories of pain, struggle and racism. It is being exposed to the world.</p>
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		<title>Jokes To Include In Your Grooms Wedding Reception Speech</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 2010 20:48:43 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Redneck Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Grooms]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Include]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Reception]]></category>
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<p>        1. Marriage is a thing, which puts a ring on a woman’s finger and two under the man’s eyes
<p>2. Marriage is a 3-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding rink and suffering. </p>
<p>3. Marriage is not a word, it’s a sentence…a life sentence. </p>
<p>4. Never marry a man for money. You will have to earn every penny. </p>
<p>5. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener </p>
<p>6. A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did. </p>
<p>7. It’s not true that married men live longer than single men. It just seems like it. </p>
<p>8. I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months…I don’t like to interrupt her. </p>
<p>9. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. </p>
<p>10. A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. </p>
<p>There are several ways you can use one liners throughout your speech depending on how you intend on constructing it. Installing a joke in the beginning can be a great way to get your speech going on the right foot. This is especially true if you are nervous to get up in front of a large crowd. As soon as you hear laughter and get a response from the audience it can help smooth things over. </p>
<p>The point of including jokes into your wedding reception speech is to loosen up and have a good time. A wedding is not a time to sulk and mope around. It is a joyous occasion where people have gathered to witness the love two people share together. </p>
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<p>The great thing about the jokes listed in this article is that they are fun and clean. You do not want to say something that will insult the bride or groom, but poking fun at marriage in general is a light-hearted approach to take. When concluding your wedding reception speech, let them know in all seriousness that there could not be two better people for each other and with the both of them the best of luck.        </p>
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<p>Although it is the bride and groom that own the night, there are countless speeches during the reception that add to the unforgettable day. If you are one of the lucky ones that must present a speech</p>
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<p>Once you have loosened up from the joke, go into a story about how you met the bride or groom, a certain memory you will always have of one or the other, or what they mean to you.</p>
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<p>While each speech that is given during the reception is important, none quite compare to the father of the groom speech.</p>
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<p>There are several ways you can use one liners throughout your speech depending on how you intend on constructing it. Installing a joke in the beginning can be a great way to get your speech going on the right foot.</p>
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<p>Once you have loosened up from the joke, go into a story about how you met the bride or groom, a certain memory you will always have of one or the other, or what they mean to you. It is important you plan ahead and know which story you want to tell and how you intend on presenting it.</p>
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<p>Before you can nervously deliver the anticipated wedding speech you must write it. It is imperative you plan in advance and have a written speech for what you want to say during the reception. Here are five steps to writing a wedding speech that will leave a lasting impression.</p>
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