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How do you know if you are a redneck/country person?

I’m not looking for those jeff foxworthy jokes I mean really how would a person know if they were a country person or a redneck?

What is the funniest clean joke you know?

I’ve noticed that I laugh a lot at dirty, offensive jokes. I haven’t heard a clean funny joke in years. 5 stars for the funniest joke?

Does anyone know where I can find redneck crib bedding?

I just found out I’m having a little girl and my husband and I are real rednecks! lol We want our little girl to be raised as one but we can’t seem to find any redneck crib bedding. I’m looking for something maybe with the confederate flag but in girl colors or something like that.

Does anyone know any good ideas for asking a redneck boy to prom?

I want to ask a guy to prom and he is a redneck. I want to know if anyone can give me some good ways that i can ask him. Ideas that aren’t way over the top but that would fit for a redneck guy. Thanks

Do You Know Your Animal’s True Name?

Do You Know Your Animalâ??s True Name?  You may not if you haven’t asked them directly…
Years ago I was called in to assist a well known and respected quarter horse trainer with a mare he was having trouble with. When I arrived at the ranch, we walked over to her stall and I introduced myself. [...]

You Know, You Can Make Your Own Jokes Too

There is a hidden way to learn how to be funnier. The primary thing we should do is understand why we find something hilarious, at least the way recognized scientists tell it is. At times when we comprehend new stuff, the mind builds the new path, from a neuron to another neuron.
This path is called [...]

To Understand Redneck Women: the Sweet Potato Queens Know it All

If you’re ever in Jackson, Mississippi, during the third weekend in March, you will see one of the most interesting St. Patrick’s Day parades in the country. While it’s technically the town parade, the highlight every year is a group of red-wigged, green-and-fuschia-clad, majorette-boot-stomping ladies and “ladies” of a certain age. These are the Sweet [...]