What is a good joke to play back on my best friend who played a joke on me?

My best friend thought itd be funny to play a joke on me and I wanna get her back! Any ideas? Like telling her something totally outrageous or anything way better than that!

What’s The Name Of The Redneck Song Played On The Jerry Springer Show the crowd dances to? 10 Pts Best Answer?

What’s the hilarious country song’s name & who sings it? I have had it going through my head the past 2 years & I need to know who sings it! I want to buy it for my iPod!

What was the meanest cruelest joke you have ever played on someone?

I want some stories. Tell me a story about the time you played the meanest joke on someone? Was the person crying? Why did you do it?

What is the worst joke you have ever played on someone?

Or that you would like to? I would like to invite all of my freinds for a party, make some brownies and put laxitives in the brownies, and give the light beer to drink!!! Lol, that would be funny S**T!!! How about you, worst joke?

What’s the name of the Redneck song played on the Jerry Springer Show that the people dance to?

The Jerry Springer Show has this funny song that goes through my head. It’s the redneck song that they play. That’s when the crowd all runs on stage & does square dancing & hoedowns. What’s the name of the song & who sings it? It’s been going through my head forever & they only play [...]

Who was the stand-up comedian that told the joke about Barney the dinosaur being played by an African-American?

Also, is there a video of this joke online? I’m also a comedian with a similar joke and want to make sure I’m not using any of his punchlines. Thanks!