what are a couple fool proof ways to get a redneck guy to like me?

I live on a farm, and im a pretty tough girl. what are a couple fool proof ways to get a redneck guy to like me?
Thanks!

Mud Bogging – Proof You Should be a Redneck

Imagine it: the sleek, shiny bodies, all in peak condition, battling it out in filthy, mud-slinging competition, emerging heated, covered in mud, and victorious even if they lost. No, these muck-covered beauties won’t be on the cover of Sports Illustrated; they’re more likely to be found on the pages of Off-Roading, especially the ones with [...]