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How to Tell a Joke is a Business Skill

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How to Tell a Joke is a Business Skill

By: H. Bernard Wechsler

About the Author

Author of Speed Reading For Professionals, published by Barron’s.
Business partner of Evelyn Wood, creator of Speed Reading, graduating
2 million, including the White House staffs of four U.S. Presidents.

Interviewed by the Wall Street Journal and Fortune Magazine.

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How to Tell a Joke is a Business Skill

1. You and I are not interested in playing the Comedy Room.

2. However – discovering how to improvise our selling story is a closing-skill.

3. So what? We need to learn to organize a funny joke because it helps influence, convince, and persuade folks to accept our business or professional proposals. Not by being a comedian, but because it has the same three elements.

Secret of a Successful Joke

The framework: First, the Set-Up, Second, the plot, and Third, the Punchline.

The Set-Up is a logical beginning where we show agreement with the listener’s long-term beliefs and expectations.

Set-Up: A 12 year old comes to his father for help with his homework in using five specific words in five different sentences. Makes sense, right?

The Plot: The Pop seriously creates these five-sentences, but they are obviously wrong, and even jerky. Raises our curiosity – why did he do it?

The Punchline: The kid dopes out he has been scammed by his old man, and gets

mad. The Pop explains why he scammed the kid with wrong answers. Problem/Solution.

A Punchline offers a conclusion, payoff, and moral of the story (joke). It is an exaggerated point that makes us laugh at Pop’s Switcherzoo. We (listeners) are IN

on the joke. We GET it without thinking, analyzing or going to a dictionary.

My Aha! Experience

“Pop, can you help me with my homework? I got these five last words

I can’t figure out how to use each one in a sentence. “

“Sonny, you come to the right window. Gimme your problem. It is just as

important to know where to find the right answer, as learning itself.”

“Here, five easy words, but I have to use each one in a separate sentence.

First is Tsunami, that’s one I never saw before. Two, is Tutor. Number Three is

Denial, used as a legal term. Four is Defeat, used in a specific battle. Number

Five is Cataracts, which I don’t know at all.”

“Gimme that list. Are you ready? I’m not going to repeat it twice, so pay

attention.

Tsunami, it comes from Latin meaning Salt. I fried the Tsunami and eggs,

and added mustard on Italian bread for flavor.

Tutor, from the Latin for Horn. In the Bible, Joshua blew down the walls of

Jericho because he was a Tutor. Harry James played a mean trumpet, and he was a hot Tutor. See, two for one.

Denial runs 4,184 miles in Africa and feeds into the Mediterranean Sea. Oh

yeah, Denial separates into the White and Blue, and they collect in Egypt.

Defeat. George Washington had 2,300 Patriots at the Battle of Trenton,

against the Hessians on December 26, 1776 (day after Xmas). The Americans could not afford boots for their soldiers, who had to wrap Defeat with rags for the seven-mile march to Trenton, New Jersey.

Last, is Cataract. The word is taken from the name of a Native-American

chief and has come to mean luxury. General Motors owns the Trade Mark for

the name Cataract, since August 18, 1902.”

I sat there stunned, just 12 years old, but I knew Pop had scammed me.

“I will never ask you anything again. Thanks for nothing.”

“Wait – you don’t trust me and my answers?”

“No, I don’t trust you or anybody else after this.”

“Pay attention – this is an important moment in your life.

It is called an Aha! Experience. You don’t trust your own father, and nobody

else, right? You have to trust and depend only on yourself, right?”

“Yeah, right, so what?”

“Sonny, tomorrow I am going to sign you up at the New York Law School.

You have learned your first critical lesson about independent research.”

“That’s was my Pop. Yeah, I went to New York Law School graduated, and

passed the Bar (not Kelly’s) on the first crack.”

How to Persuade, Influence, And Convince

You will almost never read the following in a textbook, hear it from a professor,

or reach this conclusion by yourself. It is against the grain, contrarian, and counterintuitive. That is why it is important.

Thinking Bad, Knowing Good

Thinking is B-A-D if you want to persuade, convince or influence others to your ideas. You never want the client, a judge or jury, or a buyer to stop in the middle of your proposal to think, analyze or critically judge your proposal or defense argument.

Procrastination is another name for Think-ing. It delays and terminates the action

response you require. You language should communicate simple, basic ideas Automatically – without recourse to complexity and complications. As easy-as-pie.

Problem/Solution

Consider me an Oversimplifier – that is a compliment because Oprah, Dr. Phil, and

Jay Leno use Oversimplification – (generalizing) to thank for their superstar status.

We the public, from six-year olds to professionals, to Seniors with PhDs, H-A-T-E

thinking, school, and education. It has to be said if you want to learn how to Manipulate – folks to your ideas and proposals.

Wait! Ma-nip-u-late – that word has a negative aura of twisting someone’s arm to accept what you say. Yet everyone, every hour of the day is successfully or failing to

manipulate their adversary (client) to accept our version of the facts.

Lawyers must manipulate clients to hire them instead of 42,000 other competent counselors. What about manipulating Judges and Juries? Manipulate means to

persuade, convince, and influence. It also is a synonym for guide, direct and, negotiate. It is what Doers – do to succeed.

From intelligent folks to the other-kind, we all have problems – stuff that burns our

fundament, and causes us pain. We do not want complex explanations. What do we all want? Solutions, cures, and answers, right? Problem/Solution is our universal life goal. Answers, not pleasant conversation.

Endwords

Would you be more competitive if you could read three (3) books, articles and reports, in the time your peers can hardly finish one? How about doubling you

memory – permanently? Ask us how – now.

H. Bernard Wechsler

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How can you tell when a computer belongs to a redneck?

Tue, 08 Jun 2010 00:48:41 +0000

I’ll start the ball rolling….best answer, 10 points…you know the drill!

–There is a Skoal can in the CD rom drive!

How do you tell a joke without laughing before you reach the punch line?

Mon, 29 Mar 2010 20:47:30 +0000

Seriously! I keep thinking how funny a joke/story is and I am laughing so hard by the end that everyone is just laughing and has no idea what the story was supposed to be about.

Can’t Tell Me Nothing with Zach Galifianakis – High Quality Video

Thu, 07 Jan 2010 00:50:20 +0000

Very funny video that hasn’t gotten enough exposure. This is the highest-quality version on YouTube. Song: Can’t Tell Me Nothing by Kanye West Video: Zach Galifianakis and Will Oldham Exec. Producer: Kanye West Producers: Zach Galifianakis and Inman Young Director: Michael Blieden Editor: Michael Blieden For more on Zach Galifianakis, visit: www.zachgalifianakis.com For more on Kanye West, visit: www.kanyeuniversecity.com

Finding The Right Joke To Tell

Mon, 04 Jan 2010 20:48:05 +0000

Laughter is the best medicine and a great icebreaker for a first date, as a sense of humor is as the number one turn-on for many women. But it’s one thing to have a great sense of humor, it’s quite another to have everyone in stitches.
Well, look no further. Drop the rubber chicken and whoopee cushion, cause it’s time to really be funny.

Ease up on life and yourself; get used to taking things with a grain of salt. See the humor in situations; you’ll see that most situations, even getting a $200 dollar speeding ticket or falling down on a banana peel have humor written all over them — the trick is finding them and being able to laugh at yourself.

You can’t be funny if you don’t have any references or material. The broader your general knowledge is, the funnier the remarks you’ll make. You can’t say a Homer-esque comment if you don’t know who The Simpsons are, and Allllrrriiighttty then! doesn’t have the same effect if you’ve never seen Ace Ventura: Pet Detective .

So the more you know film, TV, music, and everything pop culture, the greater the chance of being funny. Broaden your horizons and stay up-to-date with current events in the news, and you’ll be surprised at how much material will randomly come to you. You may even get to be someone’s lifeline on Who Wants to be a Millionaire? .

The rules of humor are analogous to those of poetry. These common rules are mainly precision, synthesis and rhythm. French philosopher Henri Bergson has said in an essay: “In every wit there is something of a poet.” In this essay Bergson views the essence of humor as the encrustation of the mechanical upon the living. He used as an instance a book by an English humorist, in which an elderly woman who desired a reputation as a philanthropist provided “homes within easy hail of her mansion for the conversion of atheists who have been specially manufactured for her, so to speak, and for a number of honest folk who have been made into drunkards so that she may cure them of their failing, etc.” This idea seems funny because a genuine impulse of charity as a living, vital impulse has become encrusted by a mechanical conception of how it should manifest itself.

The question / answer joke, sometimes posed as a common riddle, has a supposedly straight question and an answer which is twisted for humorous effect; puns are often employed. Of this type are knock-knock joke, light bulb joke, the many variations on “why did the chicken cross the road?”, and the class of “What’s the difference between…” joke, where the punch line is often a pun or a spoonerism linking two apparently entirely unconnected concepts.

Some jokes require a double act, where one respondent (usually the straight man) can be relied on to give the correct response to the person telling the joke. This is more common in performance than informal joke-telling.

Jon Caldwell is a sucker for jokes. Call it funny and you can expect Jon to be up to date with them. You can find more resources on jokes at http://www.AboutJokes.net

Learn How to Tell Jokes, Part 2 of 2: Telling a Longer Joke

Thu, 31 Dec 2009 20:47:58 +0000

Try this longer joke:

And elderly couple were having trouble remembering things so they decided to go see their doctor, and they explained their concern. The doctor checked them out and said, “Well, you’re pretty healthy for your ages. It’s normal to get a little forgetful as you get older. You might want to start writing things down.”

So they were relieved it wasn’t serious and they went home. That night while they were watching television, the old man got up from his chair and his wife asked, “Where are you going?”

“I’m going to the kitchen,” he replied.

“Will you bring me a bowl of ice cream?” she asked.

“Sure,” he said.

She asked, “Well, shouldn’t you write it down?”

“I’ll remember.”

“Well I’d like it with some strawberries on top. Shouldn’t you write it down?” she asked.

“No, I can remember that.”

“I want whipped cream, too. I know you’ll forget. Please write it down,” she said.

Getting angry, he snapped, “I don’t need to write it down!”

Twenty minutes later he returned with bacon and eggs and handed it to her. She stared at her plate a moment and said, “You forgot my toast.”

To remember this longer joke, break it down into it’s parts. There are three parts. In the first part, the couple goes to see the doctor. You can tell the details any way you like, so long as you include that the doctor tells them to write things down so they don’t forget.

In the second part, the husband is going to the kitchen. His wife wants three things. That’s really all you need to remember. It could be a strawberry Sunday or anything else that he will bring back for her.

In the third part, he brings back something different, she says he forgot something but it is not any of the things she originally asked for. This is what makes it funny.

Now practice the joke as you did before. Remember that there are three parts. It’s okay to substitute different foods or tell the conversation differently. When you can remember it without looking back to it, call someone and tell your joke.

Practice will help you to remember jokes. Try a new one each day until you are comfortable. You will have fun making others laugh.

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How do I tell real creationists from joke creationists?

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 21:46:34 +0000

Are there any real creationists? I just went to the website for the Institute of Creation Research and it seems like it could be serious or a joke. How do I differentiate?

Can anyone tell me where I can find redneck yacht club flags on the net?

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 20:47:31 +0000

I have searched for redneck yacht club flags for my boyfriends boat and can’t find any online. Anyone know of a specific website where I might find some?