Redneck Dad » What’s http://redneckdad.com Have you had your laugh today? Wed, 25 May 2011 00:46:55 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 What’s your numbah? http://redneckdad.com/whats-your-numbah/740/ http://redneckdad.com/whats-your-numbah/740/#comments Sat, 07 Aug 2010 00:50:16 +0000 http://redneckdad.com/whats-your-numbah/740/
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]]> http://redneckdad.com/whats-your-numbah/740/feed/ 0 What’s the Funniest Joke in the World? http://redneckdad.com/whats-the-funniest-joke-in-the-world/618/ http://redneckdad.com/whats-the-funniest-joke-in-the-world/618/#comments Sat, 19 Jun 2010 20:47:58 +0000 http://redneckdad.com/whats-the-funniest-joke-in-the-world/618/

Cultures vary greatly in their perception of what’s funny — you’ll realize this if you ever travel to a foreign culture and attempt to translate a joke that works well in your native culture.  This fact didn’t stop Professor Richard Wiseman (of the The British Association for the Advancement of Science) to attempt to determine what is the funniest joke in the world.  The joke would have to be ranked highest among many countries of vastly different cultures. 

The project set out a request for joke submissions.  The result was 40,000 jokes.  The researchers had the jokes rated by a large sample population from diverse areas of the globe.  The project was formally called LaughLab. 

I’ve often thought that if mankind ever discovered the funniest joke in the world, he may fall into a constant state of laughter and never regain his composure, possibly resulting in cardiac arrest or asphyxiation.  In other words, he may laugh himself to death.  I wondered if perhaps an ancient people had discovered the funniest joke, and had determined that it’s deadly for people to hear.  Maybe it’s hidden in an ancient realm — like the ark of the covenant — possibly guarded by a long line of comedians.  Is it like the DaVinci Code: A secret that mankind was never meant to uncover?

We may never know that answer, but at least we’ll know what Dr. Wiseman determined to be the funniest joke across all cultures,  Fortunately it won’t send you into a deadly laughing fit.  According to a multi-cultural sample, the funniest joke is the following:

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?

Don’t die on me — it’s not that funny.  If you’re looking for the best jokes in the world, visit my site. 

Soren Michaels is a humorist living in the Chicago area. Find his collection of Best Jokes in the World at: http://funnyjokesebook.blogspot.com/

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]]> http://redneckdad.com/whats-the-funniest-joke-in-the-world/618/feed/ 0 What’s The Name Of The Redneck Song Played On The Jerry Springer Show the crowd dances to? 10 Pts Best Answer? http://redneckdad.com/whats-the-name-of-the-redneck-song-played-on-the-jerry-springer-show-the-crowd-dances-to-10-pts-best-answer/573/ http://redneckdad.com/whats-the-name-of-the-redneck-song-played-on-the-jerry-springer-show-the-crowd-dances-to-10-pts-best-answer/573/#comments Mon, 31 May 2010 00:49:22 +0000 http://redneckdad.com/whats-the-name-of-the-redneck-song-played-on-the-jerry-springer-show-the-crowd-dances-to-10-pts-best-answer/573/
What’s the hilarious country song’s name & who sings it? I have had it going through my head the past 2 years & I need to know who sings it! I want to buy it for my iPod!

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The Jerry Springer Show has this funny song that goes through my head. It’s the redneck song that they play. That’s when the crowd all runs on stage & does square dancing & hoedowns. What’s the name of the song & who sings it? It’s been going through my head forever & they only play it once in a while & I seem to now always miss it. Who sings it & what is the song’s name? 10 Points Best Answer!

]]> http://redneckdad.com/whats-the-name-of-the-redneck-song-played-on-the-jerry-springer-show-that-the-people-dance-to/472/feed/ 2 If Redneck is the accepted term for ignorant and obnoxious white person whats the accepted term for a minority? http://redneckdad.com/if-redneck-is-the-accepted-term-for-ignorant-and-obnoxious-white-person-whats-the-accepted-term-for-a-minority/447/ http://redneckdad.com/if-redneck-is-the-accepted-term-for-ignorant-and-obnoxious-white-person-whats-the-accepted-term-for-a-minority/447/#comments Wed, 07 Apr 2010 00:48:58 +0000 http://redneckdad.com/if-redneck-is-the-accepted-term-for-ignorant-and-obnoxious-white-person-whats-the-accepted-term-for-a-minority/447/
The fact alone that the word Redneck isn’t censored means is socially acceptable not to mention its said pretty much in everyday language when making fun of ignorant white people.
So whats the accepted term for ignorant black person? or ignorant Latino? Asian? etc.

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” Git off me paw, yer crushin’ my cigarettes”

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