Does Anyone have any cute ideas for a redneck wedding? We would love to hear them?

My best friend is getting married and this is #2 for both of them and have done the traditional thing before. Love to hear any great idea!!
Thanks!

What would be a good religious practical joke to play on my Dad?

My dad recently became a Mormon. So I thought it would be fun to play a little joke on him that made fun of his religion. He has a good sense of humor, so he would understand.
So any ideas? I am looking for something creative and funny, yet not to harsh on the Mormon [...]

Would the Letterman joke been funny if the subjects of the joke were the Obama children?

How funny would that be? I don’t think it would be funny at all. I can’t believe a liberal would run to the defense of someone that would tell such a joke.

How would I make a gag gift for 50th birthday? Thinking of a redneck colonoscopy kit..?

What can I use to make a “redneck Colonoscopy kit” for a 50th birthday party? Thinking along the lines of some sort of tube or hose, a disposable camera, gloves…. Anything else? Like a syringe or funnel or what?

What would someone do in order to be considered a redneck?

If…..you might be a redneck.

Why would some one think you are a redneck just for you listening to country music?

People call me a redneck just for listening to country.

How long would the riots last if someone made a rude and tasteless joke about the obama girls?

How long would the riots last if someone made a joke about obama’s daughters being raped, made a joke about them having abortions or said anything about obama’s girls other than, “they are so cute”?
How many businesses would be burned after being looted? After the riots how long and loudly will the very same [...]

How would you best describe being a redneck?

I go to a preppy school that can’t stand my Redneck side i mean i love being a redneck it’s fun and they ask me to describe my self and it’s hard to describe my way of life to high class people

Why Would You Want to Date a Redneck Man

As hard as it may be to believe, there are women who don’t know the pleasures of having doors opened for them. dancing the Boot-Scooting Boogie, or spending the night watching shooting stars on the old deer stand with a warm, strong man. The following list is for them.
1.Girls grow up in love with horses…most [...]