What Could Be A One-Liner Joke Used In My School Captain Speech?
April 4, 2010 by
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What Could Be A One-Liner Joke Used In My School Captain Speech?
Hi,
I’m planning on preparing a speech for my school’s School Captain Election. I’ve heard that starting out the speech with a one-liner joke related to the speech is very good.
Now, does anybody have any ideas of one-liner jokes ten,eleven and twelve year olds will understand related to a School Captain speech?
Thankyou for your time,
Jasmine.
School is where you always try to do your best—except when your friends are watching.
All play and no work makes jack a…….. umm.. fill in the blank, am not getting the right word. (fool or something????)