What is the funniest You might be a redneck joke u ever heard?
November 15, 2009 by
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You might be a redneck if…….
Lets hear them
actually im from illinois…
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They all suck. Red neck humor is lame.
you live in the south.
You might be a redneck if you get married and you don;t have to change your last name
…….you think these stupid jokes are funny!
…you still intend to vote Republican.
those are the dumbest jokes around…..
… you saw the movie “Deliverance” and liked it.
if you ever go to a family reunion to meet women….. you just might be a redneck
If you know your computer mouse as a critter,…. you might be a redneck
your house is on wheels and your car is on bricks
you might be a red neck if you drink liquor from a baby’s bottle.
you might be a redneck if your little sister has more kids than your mother.
you miight be a redneck if you go cow tippin and sheep dippin.
The redneck jokes don’t just apply to lower income white folks. As a Native American, I can relate.
Jeff Foxworthy himself explained that rednecks are the absence of refinement and sophistication.
My favorite is:
…when all your matching salad bowls say “Cool Whip” on them.
I like this one because people in my family have recycled empty butter and whipped cream bowls to store left overs in them after Thanksgiving dinner.
if you need to upgrade to a doublewide, you might be a redneck……..If your truck is older then you, you might be a redneck. If you cook on coleman stoves, and thats the only one you have, then you might be a redneck. If you aint know where your chicklins are, then you might be a redneck…..If your chicklins run around in their underware outside, then you might be a redneck….if your teeth is different colors, you might be a redneck…..if your 30 and look 60, then you might be a redneck