Comments on: What is the funniest You might be a redneck joke u ever heard?

By: james w

james w — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 02:53:51 +0000

if you need to upgrade to a doublewide, you might be a redneck……..If your truck is older then you, you might be a redneck. If you cook on coleman stoves, and thats the only one you have, then you might be a redneck. If you aint know where your chicklins are, then you might be a redneck…..If your chicklins run around in their underware outside, then you might be a redneck….if your teeth is different colors, you might be a redneck…..if your 30 and look 60, then you might be a redneck

By: germaine_87313

germaine_87313 — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 02:30:45 +0000

The redneck jokes don’t just apply to lower income white folks. As a Native American, I can relate.

Jeff Foxworthy himself explained that rednecks are the absence of refinement and sophistication.

My favorite is:
…when all your matching salad bowls say “Cool Whip” on them.

I like this one because people in my family have recycled empty butter and whipped cream bowls to store left overs in them after Thanksgiving dinner.

By: Jay

Jay — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 01:44:24 +0000

you might be a red neck if you drink liquor from a baby’s bottle.
you might be a redneck if your little sister has more kids than your mother.
you miight be a redneck if you go cow tippin and sheep dippin.

By: lolli

lolli — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 00:53:50 +0000

your house is on wheels and your car is on bricks

By: dirty n

dirty n — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 00:31:53 +0000

if you ever go to a family reunion to meet women….. you just might be a redneck

If you know your computer mouse as a critter,…. you might be a redneck

By: kent_shakespear

kent_shakespear — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 23:36:19 +0000

… you saw the movie “Deliverance” and liked it.

By: Why Not!

Why Not! — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 23:17:25 +0000

those are the dumbest jokes around…..

By: romulusnr

romulusnr — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 23:17:23 +0000

…you still intend to vote Republican.

By: bfsize15

bfsize15 — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 22:31:22 +0000

…….you think these stupid jokes are funny!

By: dukalink6000

dukalink6000 — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 22:13:59 +0000

You might be a redneck if you get married and you don;t have to change your last name