What should i do for my redneck 16th birthday?

any ideas? it will be in march, and here in missouri i might be a little chilly. but my dad is gonna fry fish by the pond we have by the gazibo, we are gonna put tables and chairs and my stereo in the back yard, we’re gonna have a bonfire. its gonna start at 3 and end at midnight and some of my friends are gonna stay the night. any redneck ideas of things we can do?
What do ya have that you can shoot?
and do ya have any Jeff foxworthy?