What would be a good religious practical joke to play on my Dad?
May 30, 2010 by
Filed under Redneck Jokes
My dad recently became a Mormon. So I thought it would be fun to play a little joke on him that made fun of his religion. He has a good sense of humor, so he would understand.
So any ideas? I am looking for something creative and funny, yet not to harsh on the Mormon religion. Well, a little harsh, but nothing too terrible.
Well, I shouldn’t be picky. Any cool ideas would be great. Thanks.
Pretend that God spoke to you, and basically Joseph Smith his ass, then after your work is published
TELL HIM YOU WAS KIDDIN, oh hoho priceless
Get him a pair of golden underwear.
Put glitter on his magic underpants.
Or get several blow up dolls and put them in his bed,invite people over and pretend they are his wives.
you could tell him he is right.
OOH! I know! lets play “Lets harass the old man!”
Grow up. Let him believe what he want.
1) buy some underoos and
2) buy the fake bullet holes many people put on their cars
run with it from there……………..
Making fun of your dad’s new Mormon religion could possibly discourage him from any faith at all. Why would you want to do that? Whether he has a sense of humor or not, that could be very hurtful.
i really don’t know much about mormons, but if they believe in certain ‘miracles’, you could put an image of jesus on his grilled cheese sandwich sometime. just stop him before he phones the local news.
lol. Genocide him!!!!
lol… ill try to think of something…
I was just gonna suggest faking an image of Jesus! but someone beat me to it…
Do Mormons believe in the rapture? If so, it would be amusing to lay clothes out on the floor for when he gets home that indicates someone just disappeared out of them.
Crumble a stack of Holy Wafers into his soup.
You could make up a marriage certificate with several areas for the wife. I know they legally can’t marry more than 1 woman, but they are know for the multiple wife thing.
How about a Joseph Smith action figure who has been tarred and feathered?
I hope your dad has a good sense of humor and you guys have a really good relationship…that borders on cruel and in poor taste, but also funny, if that’s the kind of joshing you guys can do. Seriously, if you don’t have that type of relationship, don’t gag-gift him. It won’t go over well.
My sister and I can play around like that, but there is a line, so proceed with caution and play nice.
May I suggest you also give him a serious gift with the gag gift? Because this really is a huge step in life to convert to a faith, any faith. Don’t completely downplay his conversion.
Burn your toast and then exclaim that you see Christ’s image on it – now you are going to make million by selling it on eBay!
Tell him you have joined the Krishna’s.
One of my fave practical jokes is to put snap pops under the toilet seat so that when someone sits down they POP POP POP POP POP!!!!!
You can put snap pops under his toilet seat and put a sign on the wall or door in front of his that reads: “Cleanliness is next to godliness” with a pic of god pointing at him for full effect. When he wets himself and the floor he will look up and see that sign!!!!!
Muwahahaha. (((idiocracy)))
ASK HIM IF HE WILL READ YOU HEZIKIAH 3:12
NO SUCH BOOK IN THE BIBLE,LOL
Ask him if he sees Jesus in this picture and when he says yes tell him to take his medication .
http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm42/lizardofahaz_2008/can20you20see20jesus.jpg
Try a tea-bag in the shower head.
Dye all his underwear pink.
Subscribe him for some gay porn and send it to the church.
Get him a “magic” hat to read with…….
……of course, he’ll need a “magic” rock to put in the hat before it works really well, but…..well, I’m sure he’ll get the meaning.
(Not sure how familiar you are with LDS, but this is how Smith translated the “magic” tablets that he found after he lost the “magic” glasses that came with the tablets….incidentally, nobody else was ever allowed to see these mystery tablets that the mormon faith is based upon…)
Why not try getting a life?