Comments on: What would be a good religious practical joke to play on my Dad? http://redneckdad.com/what-would-be-a-good-religious-practical-joke-to-play-on-my-dad/571/ Have you had your laugh today? Sun, 11 Dec 2011 21:09:42 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: mormon_4_jesus http://redneckdad.com/what-would-be-a-good-religious-practical-joke-to-play-on-my-dad/571/comment-page-1/#comment-8659 mormon_4_jesus Mon, 31 May 2010 08:59:48 +0000 http://redneckdad.com/what-would-be-a-good-religious-practical-joke-to-play-on-my-dad/571/#comment-8659 Why not try getting a life? Why not try getting a life?

]]> By: Rogue Atheati hit kitteh http://redneckdad.com/what-would-be-a-good-religious-practical-joke-to-play-on-my-dad/571/comment-page-1/#comment-8658 Rogue Atheati hit kitteh Mon, 31 May 2010 08:00:08 +0000 http://redneckdad.com/what-would-be-a-good-religious-practical-joke-to-play-on-my-dad/571/#comment-8658 Get him a "magic" hat to read with....... ......of course, he'll need a "magic" rock to put in the hat before it works really well, but.....well, I'm sure he'll get the meaning. (Not sure how familiar you are with LDS, but this is how Smith translated the "magic" tablets that he found after he lost the "magic" glasses that came with the tablets....incidentally, nobody else was ever allowed to see these mystery tablets that the mormon faith is based upon...) Get him a “magic” hat to read with…….
……of course, he’ll need a “magic” rock to put in the hat before it works really well, but…..well, I’m sure he’ll get the meaning.

(Not sure how familiar you are with LDS, but this is how Smith translated the “magic” tablets that he found after he lost the “magic” glasses that came with the tablets….incidentally, nobody else was ever allowed to see these mystery tablets that the mormon faith is based upon…)

]]> By: Sara http://redneckdad.com/what-would-be-a-good-religious-practical-joke-to-play-on-my-dad/571/comment-page-1/#comment-8657 Sara Mon, 31 May 2010 07:32:40 +0000 http://redneckdad.com/what-would-be-a-good-religious-practical-joke-to-play-on-my-dad/571/#comment-8657 Try a tea-bag in the shower head. Dye all his underwear pink. Subscribe him for some gay porn and send it to the church. Try a tea-bag in the shower head.

Dye all his underwear pink.

Subscribe him for some gay porn and send it to the church.

]]> By: Lizard of Ahaz Recreated http://redneckdad.com/what-would-be-a-good-religious-practical-joke-to-play-on-my-dad/571/comment-page-1/#comment-8656 Lizard of Ahaz Recreated Mon, 31 May 2010 06:40:46 +0000 http://redneckdad.com/what-would-be-a-good-religious-practical-joke-to-play-on-my-dad/571/#comment-8656 Ask him if he sees Jesus in this picture and when he says yes tell him to take his medication . http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm42/lizardofahaz_2008/can20you20see20jesus.jpg Ask him if he sees Jesus in this picture and when he says yes tell him to take his medication .

http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm42/lizardofahaz_2008/can20you20see20jesus.jpg

]]> By: LyndaLee http://redneckdad.com/what-would-be-a-good-religious-practical-joke-to-play-on-my-dad/571/comment-page-1/#comment-8655 LyndaLee Mon, 31 May 2010 06:17:43 +0000 http://redneckdad.com/what-would-be-a-good-religious-practical-joke-to-play-on-my-dad/571/#comment-8655 ASK HIM IF HE WILL READ YOU HEZIKIAH 3:12 NO SUCH BOOK IN THE BIBLE,LOL ASK HIM IF HE WILL READ YOU HEZIKIAH 3:12
NO SUCH BOOK IN THE BIBLE,LOL

]]> By: Oh Yes I can http://redneckdad.com/what-would-be-a-good-religious-practical-joke-to-play-on-my-dad/571/comment-page-1/#comment-8654 Oh Yes I can Mon, 31 May 2010 06:17:31 +0000 http://redneckdad.com/what-would-be-a-good-religious-practical-joke-to-play-on-my-dad/571/#comment-8654 One of my fave practical jokes is to put snap pops under the toilet seat so that when someone sits down they POP POP POP POP POP!!!!! You can put snap pops under his toilet seat and put a sign on the wall or door in front of his that reads: "Cleanliness is next to godliness" with a pic of god pointing at him for full effect. When he wets himself and the floor he will look up and see that sign!!!!! Muwahahaha. (((idiocracy))) One of my fave practical jokes is to put snap pops under the toilet seat so that when someone sits down they POP POP POP POP POP!!!!!

You can put snap pops under his toilet seat and put a sign on the wall or door in front of his that reads: “Cleanliness is next to godliness” with a pic of god pointing at him for full effect. When he wets himself and the floor he will look up and see that sign!!!!!

Muwahahaha. (((idiocracy)))

]]> By: Eva B http://redneckdad.com/what-would-be-a-good-religious-practical-joke-to-play-on-my-dad/571/comment-page-1/#comment-8653 Eva B Mon, 31 May 2010 05:35:18 +0000 http://redneckdad.com/what-would-be-a-good-religious-practical-joke-to-play-on-my-dad/571/#comment-8653 Tell him you have joined the Krishna's. Tell him you have joined the Krishna’s.

]]> By: FBH http://redneckdad.com/what-would-be-a-good-religious-practical-joke-to-play-on-my-dad/571/comment-page-1/#comment-8652 FBH Mon, 31 May 2010 05:31:28 +0000 http://redneckdad.com/what-would-be-a-good-religious-practical-joke-to-play-on-my-dad/571/#comment-8652 Burn your toast and then exclaim that you see Christ’s image on it – now you are going to make million by selling it on eBay! Burn your toast and then exclaim that you see Christ’s image on it – now you are going to make million by selling it on eBay!

]]> By: Aim http://redneckdad.com/what-would-be-a-good-religious-practical-joke-to-play-on-my-dad/571/comment-page-1/#comment-8651 Aim Mon, 31 May 2010 04:44:09 +0000 http://redneckdad.com/what-would-be-a-good-religious-practical-joke-to-play-on-my-dad/571/#comment-8651 How about a Joseph Smith action figure who has been tarred and feathered? I hope your dad has a good sense of humor and you guys have a really good relationship...that borders on cruel and in poor taste, but also funny, if that's the kind of joshing you guys can do. Seriously, if you don't have that type of relationship, don't gag-gift him. It won't go over well. My sister and I can play around like that, but there is a line, so proceed with caution and play nice. :) May I suggest you also give him a serious gift with the gag gift? Because this really is a huge step in life to convert to a faith, any faith. Don't completely downplay his conversion. How about a Joseph Smith action figure who has been tarred and feathered?

I hope your dad has a good sense of humor and you guys have a really good relationship…that borders on cruel and in poor taste, but also funny, if that’s the kind of joshing you guys can do. Seriously, if you don’t have that type of relationship, don’t gag-gift him. It won’t go over well.

My sister and I can play around like that, but there is a line, so proceed with caution and play nice. :)

May I suggest you also give him a serious gift with the gag gift? Because this really is a huge step in life to convert to a faith, any faith. Don’t completely downplay his conversion.

]]> By: grandmacookie http://redneckdad.com/what-would-be-a-good-religious-practical-joke-to-play-on-my-dad/571/comment-page-1/#comment-8650 grandmacookie Mon, 31 May 2010 03:58:20 +0000 http://redneckdad.com/what-would-be-a-good-religious-practical-joke-to-play-on-my-dad/571/#comment-8650 You could make up a marriage certificate with several areas for the wife. I know they legally can't marry more than 1 woman, but they are know for the multiple wife thing. You could make up a marriage certificate with several areas for the wife. I know they legally can’t marry more than 1 woman, but they are know for the multiple wife thing.

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