What would someone do in order to be considered a redneck?
April 26, 2010 by
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If…..you might be a redneck.
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if your newborn baby has more teeth than you,you might be a redneck.
Beat the shit out of your wife.
Keep a twenty-year-old Chevy on blocks in the front yard, along with a broken toilet that’s used as a bird bath.
pick up mash taters with perrong
I don’t know ,but me and my wife were at a fancy restaurant last night and I looked over and she was eating her steak out of her hand .It embarrassed me so bad that I dropped a whole handful of mashed potatoes.
You may be a Redneck if:
Your parents both had the same surname before they were married, and so did their parents.
When locals give directions, they refer to your property as ‘the scrapyard’
Your baby buggy has ‘naked lady’ mudflaps on the wheels
Your local bar is like ‘a pigsty with a jukebox’ except they don’t have a jukebox
Any of your kin have won a ‘Darwin Award’ involving firearms, gasoline, agricultural machinery or bestiality. Or any combination of the above.